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Doc Dan wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 22, 2025 10:21 pm
 Cars nowadays have too many gadgets, like movie screens. I tried to reverse the other day and it played a video of a man getting run over by a car.
That's awful! Haha! :rofl
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Me: This shoe is too tight.

Salesperson: Try it with the tongue out.

Me: It'th thtill thoo thight.
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A police officer came to my house and asked where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered: "Kindergarten."

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How long does a person have to be dead before it's considered archaeology instead of grave robbing? Asking for a friend.
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I didn't make it to the gym today. That's five years in a row.
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SkullBouncer wrote: ↑
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 The longest palindrome of which I am aware:

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Do practical jokes count?
While working in the rail yard, I walked into my manager's office with THIS wrapped in a bandana and asked...
"Excuse me, but is this considered a reportable accident?"
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We now have defibrillators posted around the office..
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Ocho wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 13, 2025 11:05 am
 Do practical jokes count?
While working in the rail yard, I walked into my manager's office with THIS wrapped in a bandana and asked...
"Excuse me, but is this considered a reportable accident?"
Screenshot_20250913-095707_Gallery.jpg
We now have defibrillators posted around the office..
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