What kind of elephant?

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What kind of elephant?

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So this guys shows his young daughter a picture of an elephant and asks her what it was. She says it's a fricken elephant. Quite surprised at her description, he asked her again and she repeated the description.

He asked her why she expressed it the way she did. She said that's what it said.

He looked at the picture and under the picture, the description read:

A F R I C A N Elephant.

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Nice one Sal! :D
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Ha! Nice Groaner.

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Hopefully that 4:52 is Mountain Time.

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LOL :D

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Very real.
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Okay, I smiled at that one. :)
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Ha Ha Ha, that is pretty cute :) .

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Ha ha, good one...let's not be so quick to judge things, eh, is the moral I get from that joke.

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As a non-native speaker I learned a new expression, thanks :D
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Sal
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I thought that joke was cute. :)
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I love bad jokes, especially puns!
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Nice one, thanks for the smile. :)
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Fricken funny! Thanks Sal! :p
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