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sal
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by sal » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:52 am
So this guys shows his young daughter a picture of an elephant and asks her what it was. She says it's a fricken elephant. Quite surprised at her description, he asked her again and she repeated the description.
He asked her why she expressed it the way she did. She said that's what it said.
He looked at the picture and under the picture, the description read:
A F R I C A N Elephant.
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by Billy » Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:10 am
Nice one Sal! :D
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by mr_bsii » Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:15 am
Hopefully that 4:52 is Mountain Time.
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by Fred Sanford » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:15 am
LOL :D
Uh Oh. Sal is rowdy today. Watch out now.
That's funny.
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by Majidoc » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:40 am
Very real.
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by Monocrom » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:07 am
Okay, I smiled at that one. :)
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ront
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by ront » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:11 am
Ha Ha Ha, that is pretty cute :) .
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by Agent Starling » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:05 pm
Ha ha, good one...let's not be so quick to judge things, eh, is the moral I get from that joke.
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by Peter1960 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:47 pm
As a non-native speaker I learned a new expression, thanks :D
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by arnon » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:24 am
Sal
No hard feelings ,but your knives are way better than your jokes :p
BE well Arnon
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by A.P.F. » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:00 am
I thought that joke was cute. :)
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by EarthDog » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:57 am
I love bad jokes, especially puns!
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by dialex » Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:07 am
Nice one, thanks for the smile. :)
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by amen74 » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:58 pm
Fricken funny! Thanks Sal! :p
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