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If you were an animal, what type of Spyderco would you carry?

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If I was a (choose any type of animal) my favorite Spyderco would be (pick your model) because......

If I was a lion, I'd pick a Military because it would help me bringing down my dinner.
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dude, what you been smoking? :eek: :D

anyway, to the question: if i were an animal (wait a minute, basically us humans ARE animals, we're friggin' monkeys!) i wouldn't carry any knife whatsoever.

animals just don't carry knives, unless some monkey at the zoo reaches for your pockets and nicks your edc..... :D
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Havatoo wrote:If I was a (choose any type of animal) my favorite Spyderco would be (pick your model) because......

If I was a lion, I'd pick a Military because it would help me bringing down my dinner.
I would carry a .50 cal machine gun and hunt those [censored] humans. :-)

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A Liger. No knife needed because Ligers are very special animals whose breeding is done primarily for their mystical powers and have no use for a knife. Its pretty much my favorite animal, Gosh!
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connor wrote:I would carry a .50 cal machine gun and hunt those [censored] humans. :-)

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lol, good one! :D

but it's not a knife so you'd have to snap on a bayonet
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Unless I was some sort of primate, I probably wouldn't carry a spydie. It's rather hard to use the spyder hole when you have no opposible thumbs.

I'd like to be a rattlesnake with an open shabaria tied to my head. That'd be cool.
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does a grizzly really need a knife? lets get real
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Havatoo wrote:If I was a (choose any type of animal) my favorite Spyderco would be (pick your model) because......

If I was a lion, I'd pick a Military because it would help me bringing down my dinner.
are you aware a lion has huge claws and teeth?
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Havatoo wrote:If I was a (choose any type of animal) my favorite Spyderco would be (pick your model) because......

If I was a lion, I'd pick a Military because it would help me bringing down my dinner.
are you aware a lion has huge claws and teeth?
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Without cutting tools our kind woudn't have made it through the ice age.
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Oh I see how to play this game:::


If I was a Dragon with a Dragonfly
If I was a Mouse with a Mouse
If I was a Cricket with a Cricket
If I was a Kiwi with a Kiwi
If I was a Scorpion with a Scorpius
If I was a Ladybug with a LadyBug
If I was a Smallfly with a Spyderfly
If I was a Vagabond I couldn't afford any knives

WHAT DO I WIN!!!!..Doc :D
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If I were an Aardvark...sorry couldn't resist. :p
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denn wrote:dude, what you been smoking? :eek: :D

:D
Hey I think the Good Brother is right on track. Don't any of you remember the old Spyderco Dealer's catalog that has the picture on the front of it will all the different animals :rolleyes: :cool:

It was entitled "ALL GOD's CRITTERS HAVE KNIVES". You can still buy T-shirts with that murel on them. I have a couple of them along with 2 of those All GOD's Critters catalogs myself

Now if I were a critter I would like to be an owl. Owls have always fascinated me as to how proficient they are stalking their prey. And if I was an owl I would have a pair of "DODOs" to go along with my wicked talons :eek: . I could shred anything with those S30V monsters :D
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If I was an animal, I would be a leopard...they are the most intelligent/sneaky/strong for their size of the cat family...and I'd probably carry a pair of Yojimbos...because they are super efficient for slicing meat!! Yummy!!!



(I really am a leopard...shhh...)


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well... take 1/2 a look at my name and you'll probably guess the animal :p

as far as a :spyder: , I'll just take a dozen meerkat's for lunch.
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I AM an animal :D and at the moment I'm carrying my Para/SE.

And I don't see that changed very soon ;)
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...I would love to have one in full SpyderEdge:p
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If i was an animal, i'd probably be a really goofy looking cat with a kerambit :confused: :D
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;) :spyder:

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If I was an animal...probably a Lobster.

With a Spyderwrench to crack the claws and some drawn butter.
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Jenner 515 wrote:If I was an animal...probably a Lobster.

With a Spyderwrench to crack the claws and some drawn butter.
what are you saying...you'd eat yourself?! are all lobsters that crazy?
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