vampyrewolf wrote:I'm Javalicious.
You're makin' me nervous capitalizin the Java, Patrick..... :o
A fig for partridges and quails,
ye dainties I know nothing of ye]Breakfast at Sweethearts[/i]
As with art 'tis prepared, so one should drink it with art --Arab Proverb
Pure as an angel, Sweet as love. -- Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord;
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- Paul Erdos
Coffee falls into the stomach ... ideas begin to move,
things remembered arrive at full gallop ... the shafts
of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similies arise,
the paper is covered with ink ... Honore de Balzac
Coffee is not supposed to be a solid
. -- Maj. Winchester, M.A.S.H.
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death & sweet as love. -- Turkish proverb
Coffee, tea, monster, coffee, tea, monster -- Dot Warner, Animaniacs
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Janeway, Voyager
Coffee is a very good conductor! -- Anthony Thyssen
Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold it brings to every man the feeling of luxury and nobility. Coffee differs from pure, gentle milk only in its taste and color...... Where coffee is served there is grace and splendor and friendship and happiness. -- Sheik Ansari Djezeri Hanball Abd-al-Kadir
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse Allais
Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. -- The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674
Coffee, which makes the politicians wise,
And see through all things with his half-shut eyes. -- Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock
Complacencies of the peignoir, and late
Coffee and oranges in a sunny chair.
And the green freedom of a cockatoo
Upon a rug mingle to dissipate
The holy hush of ancient sacrifice -- Wallace Stevens
Computer, coffee! Hot! In a cup this time! Janeway, Voyager
Did you ever have the feeling that the world was an AC coffee pot and you were DC? -- Dean Alan Foster, Glory Lane
Dreams fly away as she pulls another cappuccino -- Cold Chisel, Breakfast at Sweethearts
The drink that comforteth the brain and heart and helpeth digestion. -- Bacon
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something. -- Josephine Baker
How long can an adult human live without a double late? -- Sliders
How sweet coffee tastes! Lovlier than a thousand kisses, sweeter than Muscatel wine! --Johann Sebastian Bach (Coffee Cantata)
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. -- Flash Rosenberg
I don't want anything better, I want coffee. Captain Janeway, Voyager, The Cloud
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee -- Carly Simon: You're so vain
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wright
"If I were your wife I would put poisin in your coffee." -- Nancy Astor
"... and if I were your husband I would drink it. -- Winston Churchill
I like my coffee strong
, not lethal! -- Col. Potter: Mash
It is caffeine alone that sets my mind in motion.
It is through beans of java that thoughts acquire speed,
that hands acquire shakes, that shakes become a warning...
I am...IN CONTROL...OF MY ADDICTION!
From the Minicon Graffiti Wall, 1989
It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom. -- Jonathan Swift, The Conduct of the Allies (1711)
Last comes the beverage of the Orient shore,
Mocha, far off, the fragrant berries bore.
Taste the dark fluid with a dainty lip,
Digestion waits on pleasure as you sip. -- Pope Leo XII
Let no man grumble when his friends fall off,
As they will do like leaves at the first breeze;
When your affairs come round, one way or t'other,
Go to the coffee-house, & take another. -- Byron, Don Juan
Look here, Steward, if this is coffee, I want tea; but if this is tea, then I wish for coffee. -- Punch cxxiii 44 1902
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odour to the nostrils. -- Henry Ward Beecher
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. -- Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
Nothing'll make a father swear before the children quicker than a cup of poor coffee. -- K. Hubbard
Set a new course. There's coffee in that nebula. -- Captain Janeway, Voyager: The Cloud
Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. -- Prince Tallyrand
Thank you for your coffee, signor. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.
--Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca
The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak. -- Mark Twain, A Tramp Abroad
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. -- Sir James Mackintosh
When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army. -- Honore de Balzac
To drink is human, to drink coffee is divine! -- Unknown
You are lucky because you caught me in a transitional phase. I was sitting here, eating my muffin, drinking my coffee, and I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity. -- Jules, Pulp Fiction[/]
"M-m-m-m-m-m sweet buttered coffee beans. Is there anything coffee can’t do???? " -- Java the Black
I'll bet I have a "couple more of these laying about.......