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I Pray Heaven to Bestow The Best of Blessing on THIS HOUSE, and on ALL that shall hereafter Inhabit it. May none but Honest and Wise Men ever rule under This Roof! (John Adams regarding the White House)

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Do practical jokes count?
While working in the rail yard, I walked into my manager's office with THIS wrapped in a bandana and asked...
"Excuse me, but is this considered a reportable accident?"
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We now have defibrillators posted around the office..
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Ocho wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 13, 2025 11:05 am
 Do practical jokes count?
While working in the rail yard, I walked into my manager's office with THIS wrapped in a bandana and asked...
"Excuse me, but is this considered a reportable accident?"
Screenshot_20250913-095707_Gallery.jpg
We now have defibrillators posted around the office..
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Manixguy@1994 wrote: ↑
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That's probably true! They wrote a song about waiting on wives called "In the Year 2525."
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:rofl Love it ! Dan
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I think Melania left that note for donnie last night. Hope he was hungry!
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