BolsterÂ’s Thousandth: Write Limerick, Win Spyderco Hat!

[Wharnie]

This is addictive. Taking advantage of the 'multiple submissions' rule, here...

If I had just one blade I could carry
Would a Delica make me most merry?
Or a Captain? A Pen?
A Salt? Or a Spin?
Endura? Or Paramilitary?

[Tank]

I missed we could submit more than one. This is pretty fun to think of these.

This forum is where we all share
Our knives are so sharp the split hair
sharpmaker's the ultimate choice
If not you just have to call Joyce
Our wonderful warranty & repair

[Chivers]

In this beleaguered land of ours they’ll soon have us all cutting up our food with plastic spoons, let alone allowing us our beloved EDCs. Hence:

There was a young knife nut from Crewe
Who said: "What am I gonna do?
In this land of the sheeple they don’t like knife people
So my Spydie’s kept hidden from view."

[Chivers]

I was saying one day to the wife
It was high time I bought a new knife
But my shiny Tenacious made her so vexacious
That now I’ve a knife but no wife

[Dr. Snubnose]

Ay Bolster, Great Contest and Congrats on the 1,000 posts....My picks are made...PM sent!...Good Luck to everyone!........Doc :D

I was asked to Judge the Limericks
and make a list of my top picks
when all was said and done
I had lots of fun
I loved all your rhymes and Lyrics

[cobrajoe]

Ok, this is a fun contest :D

The Captain, a considerate fellow
Wanted a knife with a color of all yellow,
With help from Sir Walt,
He found Spyderco Salt,
Then used it to serve lemon Jello

[tonydahose]

i love the contest...congrats on the big 1K Bolster....here is my humble submission. :D

There once was a bird back in the day,
but alas it grew old and whithered away.
A few millenia went by.
A man sitting in the dark thought to give it a try
The dodo was reborn and then died again, much to all our dismay.

[Bolster]

Well folks, the judges have conferred, the votes have been tallied, and the cap award goes to Chivers! Congratulations!

Thanks for participating! If you wish, please do continue...if not for a baseball cap, then for your deep-seated love of Spyderco and limericks!