if we all chip in a little we can send them the collected amount of the money thru paypal and give it to HER as a Xmas present.
There are some limitations about on what she can use it on.
NO -Stainless steels ( in what form so ever), carbon - -VG 10, CF, FRN
-no holes
-no clip
-no sharp edges, or points
-paper or VCR tapes or DVD's with reproductions of "knife like objects"
-No films involving the use of sharp pointy objects
She can use it on: romantic outings (excluding knifeshows), going out for dinner, precious metals and diamonds, toys for the kids, sexy lingery etc
Sexy lingerie should be worn by her every night during the full X mass period (we can't get Ken feel too left alone)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
GIVE UK Ken's FAMILY A MERRY CHRISTMAS
Are you trying to give Ken a heart attack or what?!!!! :eek:
"From this day to the ending of the world, we in it shall be remembered; we happy few; we band of brothers...for he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother." -Henry V
"......and he that has no sword, let him sell his cloak and buy one." - Luke 22:36
"......and he that has no sword, let him sell his cloak and buy one." - Luke 22:36
loki88
[CENTER]loki88 You are a SADIST[/CENTER]!
Please make no further threats of this nature! :mad: The thought of my wife wearing anything other than good thick woolen pj's is enough to give me sleepless nights until next Christmas! :eek:
Moreover, should you ever use foul language again "romantic outings" :eek: I shall feel obliged talk to Carlos about your behavior :p
If she ever reads this post......I'm done for!
Ken
Please make no further threats of this nature! :mad: The thought of my wife wearing anything other than good thick woolen pj's is enough to give me sleepless nights until next Christmas! :eek:
Moreover, should you ever use foul language again "romantic outings" :eek: I shall feel obliged talk to Carlos about your behavior :p
If she ever reads this post......I'm done for!
Ken
Spydie Bears???
:spyder: I think I will send Ken's kids a couple of presents. Instead of Teddy Bears I will see about sending them some stuffed toys with Spydies' image on them.
That will make the rest of the family want to join in with Ken on his favorite hobby ( obsession). And Ken can give his wife a neckless with a medallion with Spydie on it as well. One more thing a beautiful oil painted portrait of Spydie to go right over the fireplace. Yo ho ho across the pond!!! ha ha :D :spyder: :D
That will make the rest of the family want to join in with Ken on his favorite hobby ( obsession). And Ken can give his wife a neckless with a medallion with Spydie on it as well. One more thing a beautiful oil painted portrait of Spydie to go right over the fireplace. Yo ho ho across the pond!!! ha ha :D :spyder: :D
Stop It!
Are you all trying to get me murdered?JD Spydo wrote: :spyder: I think I will send Ken's kids a couple of presents. Instead of Teddy Bears I will see about sending them some stuffed toys with Spydies' image on them.
That will make the rest of the family want to join in with Ken on his favorite hobby ( obsession). And Ken can give his wife a neckless with a medallion with Spydie on it as well. One more thing a beautiful oil painted portrait of Spydie to go right over the fireplace. Yo ho ho across the pond!!! ha ha :D :spyder: :D
Anything else arriving at my door with even the slightest resemblance to an arachnid will result in SWMBO doing something to me unmentionable to me whilst I sleep. :eek: In all probability with one of my :spyder: 's:eek: Does the word Bobbit mean anything to you! :eek: The problem is with such a large choice of razor sharp knives to choose from it would be all over before I knew what was happening.
Have mercy!
Ken
Cease fire
Ok Ken I will cease and desist for now but you had better let me have the next Carbon Fiber Police that comes by on EBay :D :spyder: :D
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vampyrewolf
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Ken: so a pin for her to stick somewhere would be out of the question? :eek:
Coffee before Conciousness
Why do people worry more if you argue with your voices than if you just talk with them? What about if you lose those arguements?
Slowly going crazy at work... they found a way to make the voices work too.
Why do people worry more if you argue with your voices than if you just talk with them? What about if you lose those arguements?
Slowly going crazy at work... they found a way to make the voices work too.
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Actually, I heard that Mr. Bobbit made a nice career as a porno star after the... humm... incident. Don't you want to become rich and famous? :confused:UK KEN wrote:Does the word Bobbit mean anything to you! :eek: The problem is with such a large choice of razor sharp knives to choose from it would be all over before I knew what was happening.
Have mercy!
Ken
The mind commands the body and it obeys. The mind orders itself and meets resistance.
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Remember that starting said career depends on finding and successfully reattaching the missing piece(s). I for one would not like to take that risk :eek: , however *ahem* gratifying the job may be. :Ddialex wrote:Actually, I heard that Mr. Bobbit made a nice career as a porno star after the... humm... incident. Don't you want to become rich and famous? :confused:
But please, Ken, if it happens don't be shy and tell us about your experience. If any good comes from it you may even start a trend! :p
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. -George Bernard Shaw
Go is a pursuit of such value that one can devote a lifetime to it and have nothing to regret. Why not, then, challenge the limit of your powers. -Toshiro Kageyama 7-Dan
Go is a pursuit of such value that one can devote a lifetime to it and have nothing to regret. Why not, then, challenge the limit of your powers. -Toshiro Kageyama 7-Dan
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hum... Guys, you might wanna try to recenter on the main topic here... :o
because we wandered off from a family celebration around a sparkling tree to growing a replacement for a cutted penis :rolleyes:
How did you do that??? :D
and BTW Mr Bobbit wasn't that good in his movies, just a living proof of a great accomplishment in surgery, hehe... :p
because we wandered off from a family celebration around a sparkling tree to growing a replacement for a cutted penis :rolleyes:
How did you do that??? :D
and BTW Mr Bobbit wasn't that good in his movies, just a living proof of a great accomplishment in surgery, hehe... :p
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loki88
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Originally Posted by UK KEN
Does the word Bobbit mean anything to you! The problem is with such a large choice of razor sharp knives to choose from it would be all over before I knew what was happening.
Have mercy!
Ken
somehow i dont think so - if she is anything like my girlfriend she would sit there going "eeny meeny minie mo" then pick one and manange to cut herself
ok - maybe not cut herself if she is used to kitchen utensils that you could shave with
Originally Posted by UK KEN
Does the word Bobbit mean anything to you! The problem is with such a large choice of razor sharp knives to choose from it would be all over before I knew what was happening.
Have mercy!
Ken
somehow i dont think so - if she is anything like my girlfriend she would sit there going "eeny meeny minie mo" then pick one and manange to cut herself
ok - maybe not cut herself if she is used to kitchen utensils that you could shave with
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