Favorite Movie Lines

[tvenuto]

Nice! I just watched Blade Runner Monday night.

One of my absolute favorite movies, no question. It holds a special place in my heart because it came out the year I was born, and I probably saw it waaay before I should have because my dad liked it. I remember the first time I saw it and not really understanding a lot of what was going on, but I got the impression that it was important. I made sure to watch it again every so often and it always seems to reveal something new each time. It has this odd way of sucking you in, like you see how crappy that world looks but you just can't help but want to jump through the screen into it.

[Nate]

You know they're making a Blade Runner sequel? Naturally I'm a little skeptical, but Harrison Ford signed on, so there's that...

[jabba359]

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

https://youtu.be/ARJ8cAGm6JE

[bearfacedkiller]

I love this whole movie.

[bearfacedkiller]

Almost every one of Kilmer's lines from Tombstone.

[MacLaren]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

(Godfather)

[tvenuto]

"Walk this way..."
-Igor



"What hump?"
-Igor



"It! Could! Work!"
-Frankenstein



"Ovaltine!"
-Frau Blucher



"Wait, where are you going?! I was gonna make espresso..."
-Blind Man



[Wooden arm gets pulled off] "Sh*t! To the lumber yard!"
-Inspector Kemp

-Young Frankenstein

[remnar]

Young Frankenstein is full of good scenes. This is one of my favorites.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor: [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me?

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[tvenuto]

-Grail Guardian



-Indy



"It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them."
-Prof Jones

-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[tvenuto]

"If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the f**king car."
-Winston Wolf



"Oh, you were finished? Well allow me to retort."
-Jules

There are a lot more, not many printable in polite company.

-Pulp Fiction

[Nate]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

[tvenuto]

"I'm a fair guy, but this f**cking heat is making me absolutely crazy."
-Col. Jessup



"eeehhhhh! I'm sorry, your time's run out! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life time at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we NOT FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE GALACTICALLY STUPID!""
-Lt. Kaffee



"You're a lousy f**cking softball player, Jack!"
-Lt. Kaffee

"Nobody likes her very much."
-Lt. Kaffee

and of course...



-A Few Good Men

[1623]

H.I. McDunnough (Nicholas Cage)
Raising Arizona

"I'll be taking these Huggies, and uh, whatever cash ya' got."

[jabba359]

Some good advice from a favorite wizard of mine.

https://youtu.be/hdAN0o3oqB8

[tvenuto]

Duncan: There is a war on. How is it you are headed west?
Nathaniel: Well, we kinda face to the north and real sudden-like turn left.



Nathaniel: You do what you want with your own scalp, do not be telling us what do do with ours.
Lieutenant: You sir! You call yourself a patriot, and loyal subject to the crown?!
Nathaniel: I do not call myself subject to much at all.

[Grabs the gun from Ducans hand] "In case your aim is any better than your judgement."
-Nathaniel

-The Last of the Mohicans

[SpyderNut]

Some good advice from a favorite wizard of mine.

https://youtu.be/hdAN0o3oqB8

+1000

Easily one of my favorite scenes from LOTR's trilogy. Thanks for adding this!

[tvenuto]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
-Raoul Duke


"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough. "
-Raoul Duke


"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
-Raoul Duke


"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. You approach the turnstiles and know that when you get there, you have to give the man two dollars or he won't let you inside. But when you get there, everything goes wrong. Some angry rotarian shoves you and you think "What's happening here? What's going on?" And you hear yourself mumbling... "Dogs f*ck the Pope, no fault of mine..."
-Raoul Duke


"Is this not a reasonable place to park? "

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Monocrom]

"Kiss of the Dragon" 2001

Starring Jet Li and Bridget Fonda

Bad guy who runs prostitution ring, kidnaps little girl to get Fonda to keep her mouth shut. (The girl is Fonda's character's daughter in the movie.) Little girl is in his office. She's bored. Bad guy reaches into his desk drawer and pulls out a small toy car. Hands it to the little girl. Girl says, "Don't you have any Barbies I can play with?"

Bad guy responds.... "All my Barbies are out working."

[Johnnie1801]

Don't think anyone mentioned this one from Crocodile Dundee yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W09ghiWskUk

[Jazz]

"It's a bit nutty". - Austin Powers