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by z4vdBt
Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:08 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

What do you call an unemployed jester?

Nobody's fool.
by z4vdBt
Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:36 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Clouds
Replies: 1
Views: 102

Re: Clouds

Pokey wrote:
Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:44 am
The first two were looking East towards Kansas. It looks like the bottom of a thunderhead.
Those mamatus are always cool to see (unless you're in tornado alley of course).
by z4vdBt
Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:13 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

^ good one. - - - There were two prawns, Justin and Christian. They were best friends, and they spent their days swimming around a reef. Unfortunately, like most of the other life swimming around the reef, they were constantly being harassed by sharks. One day, Justin was just thinking out loud, and...
by z4vdBt
Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:12 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Hiking Shoes
Replies: 38
Views: 1212

Re: Hiking Shoes

I don't hike, but I've read (in an Appalachian Trail book) that Salomon's are sometimes recommended. For every day wear, they are my go-to. I've three pairs of the XA PRO 3D - so I know what size I need, and they all fit perfectly. When I got my third pair last May, found they were discontinued and ...
by z4vdBt
Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:50 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: What Are You Reading ?
Replies: 537
Views: 122981

Re: What Are You Reading ?

by z4vdBt
Mon Jan 18, 2021 11:07 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

How long was Cain mad with his brother?

As long as he was Abel.
by z4vdBt
Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:07 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Funny or weird things caught on camera
Replies: 53
Views: 8237

Re: Funny or weird things caught on camera

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by z4vdBt
Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:17 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

My mate lost an arm and a leg in a motorbike accident and I saw him yesterday. I asked - what are you doing today? He said he was gonna change a light bulb. I laughed at him and said that's gonna be really difficult. He said he was confident as he still has the receipt.
by z4vdBt
Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:16 pm
Forum: Spyderco General Discussion
Topic: 2021 New Years Knife Resolutions?
Replies: 45
Views: 1219

Re: 2021 New Years Knife Resolutions?

My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full..., with either rum, vodka or whiskey.
by z4vdBt
Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:58 pm
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Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

Due to my isolation I finished three books yesterday and believe me, that's a lot of coloring.

My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm yesterday. I accidentally passed her the superglue and she hasn't spoke to me since.
by z4vdBt
Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:28 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Best Western books
Replies: 29
Views: 4980

Re: Best Western books

Started reading Dee Brown - already finished a few great reads: Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee 1970 The Fetterman Massacre 2012 The Bold Cavaliers: Morgan's Second Kentucky Cavalry Raiders 2012 Killdeer Mountain: A Novel 1983 Have a few others lined up, but am looking forward to: Hear That Lonesome W...
by z4vdBt
Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:15 pm
Forum: Spyderco Picture Gallery
Topic: Show your enduras.
Replies: 239
Views: 114260

Re: Show your enduras.

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by z4vdBt
Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:14 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
by z4vdBt
Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:00 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

A ship carrying red paint collided with another ship carrying blue paint. Both crews were marooned.
by z4vdBt
Mon Jan 04, 2021 3:06 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

Two cowboys out riding come upon an Indian lying on his belly with his ear to the ground. One turns to the other and says - See that Indian, he can put his ear to the ground and hear things from miles away. The Indian looks up and says - Covered wagon pulled by two oxen, one white, the other speckle...
by z4vdBt
Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:37 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

An Indian woman hitchhiking back to the Rez in the middle of the night was picked up by a white woman.

The Indian woman says - what are you doing out on the road this late?

She points to a brown paper bag and says - I got this bottle of wine for my husband.

Good trade.
by z4vdBt
Thu Dec 31, 2020 7:58 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Feeling fearful...:(
Replies: 43
Views: 3871

Re: Feeling fearful...:(

Stop watching t.v.
by z4vdBt
Thu Dec 31, 2020 7:55 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Family friendly jokes
Replies: 601
Views: 151615

Re: Family friendly jokes

lol

:)
by z4vdBt
Thu Dec 31, 2020 7:54 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Best Western books
Replies: 29
Views: 4980

Re: Best Western books

Red wrote:
Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:38 am
Craig Johnson-Longmire series
C.J. Box-Joe Pickett series

Both awesome

Second this. I just finished the Joe Pickett series the other week - from the first to the last 2020 book. And I just started the Walt Longmire series also and am up to book #8.
by z4vdBt
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:58 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 1982
Views: 434767

Re: What are you listening to?

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