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The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 11:57 am
by cjk
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 11:58 am
by cjk
Probably the very first self defense pizza slicer.
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:07 pm
by p_atrick
Yeah, but does it run on bearings?
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:09 pm
by Evil D
Do I even need to say I'm in?
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:12 pm
by cjk
Evil D wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:09 pm
Do I even need to say I'm in?
Just visualize sharpening that. I'm thinking I would hold it with one hand and carefully turn the wheel with the other hand. I might need a third hand to hold the sharpmaker base steady. Maybe I could use a foot? I'm pretty short.
I might need to mark it with a sharpie so I could tell when I've made three strokes.
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
by Skar
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:27 pm
by Red Leader
What a silly idea, I dont get it at all.
We need to start with an exclusive in Magnacut at the very least!
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:30 pm
by Evil D
cjk wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:12 pm
Evil D wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:09 pm
Do I even need to say I'm in?
Just visualize sharpening that. I'm thinking I would hold it with one hand and carefully turn the wheel with the other hand. I might need a third hand to hold the sharpmaker base steady. Maybe I could use a foot? I'm pretty short.
I might need to mark it with a sharpie so I could tell when I've made three strokes.
You'd definitely need to hold it and sharpen sections at a time. Maybe they could drill some holes in the blade and provide a pin that holds the blade so you don't have to touch it while sharpening.
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:32 pm
by Evil D
Skar wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .
This is also a good point.
But really this is one time when serrations are probably the wrong edge for the job since you'll probably be cutting on a cutting board, so you'd get more points making contact than the scallops, so you'd sort of perforate the pizza instead of slicing it.
I'd still buy one though

Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:35 pm
by vivi
Skar wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .
depends on the volume. we sharpen ours every 3-4 weeks.
se would be atrocious for this in real life, lol
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:03 pm
by p_atrick
vivi wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:35 pm
Skar wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .
depends on the volume. we sharpen ours every 3-4 weeks.
se would be atrocious for this in real life, lol
Vivi, what's the most difficult kitchen cutting utensil that you've had to sharpen? A mezzaluna?
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:13 pm
by CDEP
I'd buy this so fast I'd warp spacetime.
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:15 pm
by vivi
p_atrick wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 1:03 pm
vivi wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:35 pm
Skar wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .
depends on the volume. we sharpen ours every 3-4 weeks.
se would be atrocious for this in real life, lol
Vivi, what's the most difficult kitchen cutting utensil that you've had to sharpen? A mezzaluna?
Those aren't too bad. I've done them similar to a regular knife on benchstones, and have tried clamping them in a vice blade up and sharpening that way.
Most odd ball stuff isn't difficult to sharpen, you just have to think of a good approach.
For example, with pizza cutters I just tighten their screws down so they don't spin. Do 1/2 to 3/4 the blade, then loosen them up and rotate them and finish the section I didn't hit.
Just like with any other cutting tool, a sharp pizza cutter makes cleaner cuts with less effort.
vivi wrote: βFri Nov 17, 2023 1:29 pm
here's something different. repairing a chipped robo-coupe blade with a dmt diafold.
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 2:31 pm
by zuludelta
I'm holding out for the inevitable S90V/Carbon Fiber Sprint run LOL
Seriously, though, I had to double-check the calendar when I saw this pop up on my IG feed this morningβit sounds like something Spyderco would actually make back in the Whale Rescue Blade days (though in BD1N instead of SPY27)
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 3:00 pm
by prndltech
Is it dishwasher safe?
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 3:49 pm
by xceptnl
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 5:22 pm
by SpeedHoles
Put a fishing reel handle on it at the pivot!
Pocket circular saw is the newest EDC craze
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 5:42 pm
by RustyIron
Skar wrote: βTue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
Periodically? Mine tends to roll the edges, and it disrupts my sense of balance in the universe. I don't make it as sharp as I would a knife, but I put a respectable edge on it. Part of the problem is that I'm cutting against stone, steel, or aluminum--something I'd never do with a regular knife. Nevertheless, I would welcome a pizza cutter made from something other than whatever they were melting down that day at the Chinese recycling center.
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:09 pm
by Evil D
My first job was in a small town grocery store deli, and we made tons of pizza, it was actually really good for a deli. We always used the big 20 inch Sani-Safe pizza knife, but it was also used for other cutting chores so it got sharpened fairly regularly.
If I could make the money I make now working in a pizza place I probably would. It was the one food related job that was kinda fun.
Re: The joke is on you ...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 11:42 pm
by Doc Dan
Is that made in Italy for Spyderco? Is it N680? It will stand up to corrosion very nicely if so.