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The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 11:57 am
by cjk
The joke is on you because I would totally buy this, though I realize that these serrations would be near impossible to grind outside of photoshop: :smlling-eyes :smlling-eyes :smlling-eyes


Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 11:58 am
by cjk
Probably the very first self defense pizza slicer.

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:07 pm
by p_atrick
Yeah, but does it run on bearings?

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:09 pm
by Evil D
Do I even need to say I'm in?

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:12 pm
by cjk
Evil D wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:09 pm
Do I even need to say I'm in?
Just visualize sharpening that. I'm thinking I would hold it with one hand and carefully turn the wheel with the other hand. I might need a third hand to hold the sharpmaker base steady. Maybe I could use a foot? I'm pretty short.
I might need to mark it with a sharpie so I could tell when I've made three strokes.

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
by Skar
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:27 pm
by Red Leader
What a silly idea, I dont get it at all.











We need to start with an exclusive in Magnacut at the very least!

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:30 pm
by Evil D
cjk wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:12 pm
Evil D wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:09 pm
Do I even need to say I'm in?
Just visualize sharpening that. I'm thinking I would hold it with one hand and carefully turn the wheel with the other hand. I might need a third hand to hold the sharpmaker base steady. Maybe I could use a foot? I'm pretty short.
I might need to mark it with a sharpie so I could tell when I've made three strokes.

You'd definitely need to hold it and sharpen sections at a time. Maybe they could drill some holes in the blade and provide a pin that holds the blade so you don't have to touch it while sharpening.

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:32 pm
by Evil D
Skar wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .

This is also a good point.

But really this is one time when serrations are probably the wrong edge for the job since you'll probably be cutting on a cutting board, so you'd get more points making contact than the scallops, so you'd sort of perforate the pizza instead of slicing it.

I'd still buy one though 🀣

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:35 pm
by vivi
Skar wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .
depends on the volume. we sharpen ours every 3-4 weeks.

se would be atrocious for this in real life, lol

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:03 pm
by p_atrick
vivi wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:35 pm
Skar wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .
depends on the volume. we sharpen ours every 3-4 weeks.

se would be atrocious for this in real life, lol
Vivi, what's the most difficult kitchen cutting utensil that you've had to sharpen? A mezzaluna?

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:13 pm
by CDEP
I'd buy this so fast I'd warp spacetime.

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:15 pm
by vivi
p_atrick wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:03 pm
vivi wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:35 pm
Skar wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?
I think your good to go .
depends on the volume. we sharpen ours every 3-4 weeks.

se would be atrocious for this in real life, lol
Vivi, what's the most difficult kitchen cutting utensil that you've had to sharpen? A mezzaluna?
Those aren't too bad. I've done them similar to a regular knife on benchstones, and have tried clamping them in a vice blade up and sharpening that way.

Most odd ball stuff isn't difficult to sharpen, you just have to think of a good approach.

For example, with pizza cutters I just tighten their screws down so they don't spin. Do 1/2 to 3/4 the blade, then loosen them up and rotate them and finish the section I didn't hit.

Just like with any other cutting tool, a sharp pizza cutter makes cleaner cuts with less effort.
vivi wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 17, 2023 1:29 pm
here's something different. repairing a chipped robo-coupe blade with a dmt diafold.

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Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 2:31 pm
by zuludelta
I'm holding out for the inevitable S90V/Carbon Fiber Sprint run LOL

Seriously, though, I had to double-check the calendar when I saw this pop up on my IG feed this morningβ€”it sounds like something Spyderco would actually make back in the Whale Rescue Blade days (though in BD1N instead of SPY27)

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 3:00 pm
by prndltech
Is it dishwasher safe?

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 3:49 pm
by xceptnl
KSF has a terrific sense of humor. Check out the OTB

https://www.knivesshipfree.com/knivessh ... back-auto/

Deepest carry clip

https://www.knivesshipfree.com/deepest-carry-clip/

And super special KSF3000 sharpening system

https://www.knivesshipfree.com/ksf3000- ... ng-system/

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 5:22 pm
by SpeedHoles
Put a fishing reel handle on it at the pivot!

Pocket circular saw is the newest EDC craze

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 5:42 pm
by RustyIron
Skar wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:16 pm
How often would you realistically need to sharpen a pizza cutter?

Periodically? Mine tends to roll the edges, and it disrupts my sense of balance in the universe. I don't make it as sharp as I would a knife, but I put a respectable edge on it. Part of the problem is that I'm cutting against stone, steel, or aluminum--something I'd never do with a regular knife. Nevertheless, I would welcome a pizza cutter made from something other than whatever they were melting down that day at the Chinese recycling center.

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:09 pm
by Evil D
My first job was in a small town grocery store deli, and we made tons of pizza, it was actually really good for a deli. We always used the big 20 inch Sani-Safe pizza knife, but it was also used for other cutting chores so it got sharpened fairly regularly.

If I could make the money I make now working in a pizza place I probably would. It was the one food related job that was kinda fun.

Re: The joke is on you ...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 11:42 pm
by Doc Dan
Is that made in Italy for Spyderco? Is it N680? It will stand up to corrosion very nicely if so.