IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 12:12 pm
What would yours say about your Spyderco habit/obsession??
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IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
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Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 12:32 pm
My wallet would speak with its hands… actually just one finger on each hand, would be all it needs.
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 12:33 pm
My wallet is much more quiet about it then my lovely bride!
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 12:58 pm
He would thank me for keeping him slim and fit.
He knows well if he’ll be rude, I’ll replace him with Cricket money clip.
He knows well if he’ll be rude, I’ll replace him with Cricket money clip.
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:20 pm
Where are the brakes? 
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:22 pm
Mine would say it rarely gets called into action but it's usually pretty expensive when it does.
I usually buy in pairs.
I usually buy in pairs.
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:26 pm
Same 5 words my wife tells me... Get off me you're heavy!
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:28 pm
Mine says OUCH!!!!!
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:40 pm
You’re cutting a whole in your pocket instead of burning one!
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 2:07 pm
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 3:04 pm
My wallet says: "Ahhhhhhhhh! AHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
It will carry on like that for a while..... Fortunately I have calmed down on the Spyderco knives so it has been calmer.
It will carry on like that for a while..... Fortunately I have calmed down on the Spyderco knives so it has been calmer.
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 4:02 pm
when mine starts talking back, i just starve it more until it falls in line.
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:11 pm
Mine would say, "How many hands do you have anyway?!"
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:14 pm
My wallet would be happy that I don’t have 73 of them. But I also don’t use a wallet. All I have is my drivers license and a debit card. I’m one of those weird folks that still likes to carry some cash.
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:29 pm
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:38 pm
I guess I really didn’t answer the question… so I’d say “notta **** thang if it knows what’s good for it”
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 6:43 pm
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 6:51 pm
"Empty-Wallet" should be my login username for Fidelity Investments.
If it's not knives, it's tennis equipment, skiing equipment, high end stereos and computers, motorcycles or sports cars and related upgrades and accessories.
If it's not knives, it's tennis equipment, skiing equipment, high end stereos and computers, motorcycles or sports cars and related upgrades and accessories.
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 7:01 pm
It would complain about frivolous purchases adding up, and I would remind it that in a balanced investment portfolio you want something you can trade for a can of beans if things go badly.
Re: IF WALLETS COULD TALK....
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 7:12 pm
Well said Dan. Well said. That is how I feel when I look at it after teenagers and this thing called life.
