Sal Glesser Facts and Stories!

[Dazen]

1. Sal Glesser invented the Sharpmaker because not everyone can sharpen knives with their teeth.

2. Sal Glesser discovered the Spyder Hole by accidentally pushing too hard on a thumb stud.

3. Sal Glesser uses a SpyderEdge straight razor to shave with.

4. Sal Glesser is said to design in the dark to allow his sixth sense to shine.

5. Sal Glesser brings a knife to a gun fight and wins.

6. Sal Glesser didn’t just invent the pocket clip, pockets were invented to hold his knives.

7. Sal Glesser doesn’t need to cut anything with his knife, it just separates in awe.

8. Sal Glesser is an honorary Ghostbuster because he trapped a ghost in a knife edge.

9. Sal Glesser set up shop a mile high because air density at a lower elevation slows him down.

10. Sal Glesser doesn’t get scars from his knives, his knives get scars from him.

11. Sal Glesser had to stop Spyder flicking his knives because it was causing too much damage to the walls on the other side of the room.

12. Sal Glesser tests his Salt series in the tears of his competitors.

13. When Sal dives into the ocean to test a new Salt model, he doesn't get wet; the ocean gets Sal Glesser'd.






If y’all come up with any more I’ll add them to the list!

[James Y]

When Sal dives into the ocean to test a new Salt model, he doesn't get wet; the ocean gets Sal Glesser'd.

Jim

[Dazen]

When Sal dives into the ocean to test a new Salt model, he doesn't get wet; the ocean gets Sal Glesser'd.

Jim

Good one!

[Hopweaver]

Sal Glesser doesn't get afraid in the dark, the dark is afraid of Sal Glesser.

When Sal Glesser has a 50/50 shot, the odds are 80/20 in his favor.

Sal Glesser's two cents is worth $36.

Sal Glessar's legend precedes him the way lightning precedes thunder.

When opportunity knocks, and Sal Glessar is not home, opportunity waits.

[Enactive]

Sal and Chuck Norris were gonna square off until Chuck realized he was no match for Sal's psionic abilities.

[James Y]

Sal attached a pocket clip onto Chuck Norris's back and EDCs him in his RF pocket.

Jim

[wrdwrght]

I was waiting for the Chuck Norris references before saying how much this thread delights me.

[RustyIron]

Sal Glesser didn’t just invent the pocket clip, pockets were invented to hold his knives.

Dude!
That's a pretty solid comedy set.

[James Y]

Sal Glesser once walked into an infamously haunted house. The house is no longer haunted; now it's a Sal Glessered house.

Jim

[legOFwhat?]

Sal attached a pocket clip onto Chuck Norris's back and EDCs him in his RF pocket.

Jim

and tip up!

[JacksonKnives]

When Sal Glesser was a young man, he was shown a new paper airplane design. He suggested some CQI to the guy who made it...
...and that's how Lockheed Skunkworks got the SR-71 "Blackbird."

[James Y]

Sal Glesser visited the shores of Loch Ness in Scotland, eager to catch a glimpse of Nessie. Nessie made an appearance, and after a brief discussion on the beach with Sal, they came to an agreement on a business deal that would benefit both the Scottish Tourism Board and Spyderco. Sal then left to finish his UK trip.

Ever since that day, people have spotted a mysterious creature in the loch, identified by a gigantic hump with a round hole in it, which the people now lovingly refer to as Glessie.

Jim