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Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 1:50 am
by PaloArt
Doc Dan wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 11:07 pm
Hello? Can you hear me?
Well I doubt he is all ears now!

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 3:13 am
by Joshua J.
ChrisinHove wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 11:35 am
… on my ear!

Yep. Just like the gag where someone gets a phone call whilst ironing laundry, I am that guy!, now sporting a cut ear because I was fiddling with my Ikuchi when answering the phone.

No, I am not going to post a photo, but do feel free to mock!

Tsk… what an eejit!
Basically every time I pick up a knife I have to remind myself not to scratch an itchy nose.
Only close calls so far but it's inevitable that someday I will stab myself in the face.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 4:43 am
by Evil D
Good thing you didn't need to rub your eye 😳

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 5:25 am
by Urkilnmesmalls
Twice I have dropped a knife on my leg point first, both were small puncture wounds but the second hit my shin. That second one soaked my sock and the top of my boot in blood in the time that it took to pick the knife up and close it and pull my pant leg up to look at it. It stopped pretty quickly with some pressure but it had me scared for a minute.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 7:05 am
by benben
My boss gifted me a serrated Harpy this past Christmas, within 5 minutes of taking it out of the box I somehow let it snap shut (strong detent) on my left hand middle finger...."well, it's mine now!"

Stupid here, I'm right handed and was working at my desk but I was playing with it with my left hand and only paying attention to the work I was doing, lesson learned! A brand new serrated Spyderco out of the box demands your attention!

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 8:04 am
by Doc Dan
PaloArt wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 1:50 am
Doc Dan wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 11:07 pm
Hello? Can you hear me?
Well I doubt he is all ears now!
Hearing impaired!

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 9:11 am
by James Y
In one of the episodes of the first season of Chicago PD, the Hank Voight character threatens to cut off the ear of a bad guy during interrogation, and even draws some blood. IIRC, Voight's knife was a combo-edge, saber-ground Endura 4.

Jim

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 9:14 am
by ladybug93
PaloArt wrote:
Doc Dan wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 11:07 pm
Hello? Can you hear me?
Well I doubt he is all ears now!
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Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 5:17 pm
by RustyIron
Evil D wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 4:43 am
Good thing you didn't need to rub your eye 😳
Good thing he didn't need to scratch is manhood.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 8:32 pm
by SpyderNut
Yeeouch. I've been close to doing that very thing myself. More recently, I've been getting "stupid cuts" from working with end mills. No matter how cautious I am, those little guys seem to find a way nick one of my fingers at least once a week. :smirk

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 3:37 am
by ChrisinHove
RustyIron wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 5:17 pm
Evil D wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 4:43 am
Good thing you didn't need to rub your eye 😳
Good thing he didn't need to scratch is manhood.
:spiral-eyes

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 8:55 am
by 5-by-5
Just cut myself with a butter knife...
Sandwiched it in a sponge and pulled it back and forth. Hack sawed a knuckle.

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Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 9:28 am
by Osok-308
RustyIron wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 5:17 pm
Evil D wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 4:43 am
Good thing you didn't need to rub your eye 😳
Good thing he didn't need to scratch is manhood.
🤣 Truth.

Not gonna make fun of you, because the second I do... slice, there goes my finger!

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 9:46 am
by Manixguy@1994
I’ve been there a few times , but not quite under your circumstances. I keep a NGK band aid dispenser velcroed to a cabinet door in garage . Hope you recover soon ! MG2

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 11:33 am
by ladybug93
Manixguy@1994 wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 9:46 am
I’ve been there a few times , but not quite under your circumstances. I keep a NGK band aid dispenser velcroed to a cabinet door in garage . Hope you recover soon ! MG2
yeah. i basically stopped carrying bandaids in my first aid kit altogether. usually, if you only need a bandaid, you don't need anything. now i carry butterfly bandages, superglue, some gauze, and tape in case of accidental cuts.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 12:45 pm
by standy99
I was a butcher for 20 years….
Picked up a few along the way.

Saw some doozies :exploding-head

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 12:53 pm
by Manixguy@1994
ladybug93 wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 11:33 am
Manixguy@1994 wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 9:46 am
I’ve been there a few times , but not quite under your circumstances. I keep a NGK band aid dispenser velcroed to a cabinet door in garage . Hope you recover soon ! MG2
yeah. i basically stopped carrying bandaids in my first aid kit altogether. usually, if you only need a bandaid, you don't need anything. now i carry butterfly bandages, superglue, some gauze, and tape in case of accidental cuts.
Yes ! I have a small first aid kit also in garage and in truck and Polaris . I have several bottles of Super Glue in garage refrigerator . Dan

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 1:11 pm
by James Y
Liquid Bandage works pretty well for small, minor cuts, but interestingly (in my experience) it doesn't work so well on the fingers, where it comes off too easily, especially when hand washing.

Jim

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 2:17 pm
by ladybug93
i was cooking in japan once and cut my thumb into the nail. it wasn't really all that bad, but it needed to be addressed and i didn't want to go to a doctor while overseas. i went down to the family mart (convenience store) on the corner and bought some super glue. it worked like a charm. i don't even have a scar.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 9:34 am
by JD Spydo
OK, OK let's just ease up a bit please!! Because if they truly handed out awards and medals for being stupid and cutting myself I would have more medals on my chest than the late dictator "Idi Amin" used to have on display. It seems like it's rather difficult for me to go over 2 months without at least a minor cut of some sort.

Oh I guess I could use the excuse that I keep my blades much sharper than the average knife user>> but that would be nothing but a play on words. Yes I've been known to get careless at times or to get in a hurry with food prep jobs especially. I have to go all the way back to 2006 for the last time I had a cut that you could say was actually borderline serious. But I was working for a retired Doctor when that happened and had immediate medical help at the scene of the accident. Most of the cuts I've sustained are minor but annoying none the less. So please don't feel bad.