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Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 11:35 am
by ChrisinHove
… on my ear!

Yep. Just like the gag where someone gets a phone call whilst ironing laundry, I am that guy!, now sporting a cut ear because I was fiddling with my Ikuchi when answering the phone.

No, I am not going to post a photo, but do feel free to mock!

Tsk… what an eejit!

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 11:51 am
by RustyIron
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Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 11:53 am
by TkoK83Spy
Hahahahaha! Well played Rusty!

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 12:13 pm
by ChrisinHove
:rofl All the more amusing as my surname is Vincent…

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 1:35 pm
by ladybug93
man that ikuchi is no joke. it's one of the sliciest spydies out there. mine hasn't got me yet, but it's just a matter of time.

sorry about the boo boo. i hope it's not too bad.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 1:53 pm
by yablanowitz
At least you didn't stab yourself in the eye.






Did you?

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 2:22 pm
by Airlsee
Yikes! Hopefully it's not too bad since you're able to come on here and make jest, LOL!

Definitely could have been worse...absent mindedly playing with knives around your neck/head could turn disastrous, very quickly.

Several years ago, I was mindlessly playing with a knife and instinctively took a big stretch, (both arms behind my head) and ended up stabbing/slicing my hand. It wasnt too bad, but was certainly a lesson.

Heal quickly!

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 3:32 pm
by Manixguy@1994
RustyIron wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 11:51 am
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Beat me to it ! Funny !

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 5:09 pm
by RevMike
I'll just say that I punched myself in the eye with a wrench on Tuesday. I'll gain an eyebrow scar from that one. Paying attention is important and I'll split the mockery with you.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 5:55 pm
by dj moonbat
Man, talk about lucky! I never win a thing when I cut myself.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 6:22 pm
by Fireman
Ikuchi is a sea monster worthy of respect. I would rename it Mike Tyson for biting into your ear.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 7:05 pm
by bjz
Fireman wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 6:22 pm
Ikuchi is a sea monster worthy of respect. I would rename it Mike Tyson for biting into your ear.
This is the funniest thing I e seen all week!

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 7:17 pm
by Bloke
Hey Chris, Rusty beat me at the jump and fellas missing ears other than Vincent are had to come by on the net. Ah, hahaha!

Hope your ear’s hanging in and not hanging off, mate. Anyhow I found this … can’t imagine it’d be to expensive and may well save a repeat performance. :winking-tongue

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Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 8:37 pm
by James Y
https://youtube.com/shorts/FCQMGOcqpSE?feature=share

Jim

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 8:48 pm
by ladybug93
man. i remember watching that fight. it was so crazy.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 9:40 pm
by Sharp Guy
I'm really surprised nobody's handed out the award yet. I guess this will need to be revised!

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Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 10:38 pm
by yablanowitz
Sharp Guy wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 9:40 pm
I'm really surprised nobody's handed out the award yet. I guess this will need to be revised!

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If I don't have a shoebox full of those, I should.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 10:44 pm
by 5-by-5
I've had two deep ones in the last month and a half. Dark blood. LOL
One with a balisong and one with the heel of a kitchen knife.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 10:54 pm
by ladybug93
Sharp Guy wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 9:40 pm
I'm really surprised nobody's handed out the award yet. I guess this will need to be revised!

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i definitely need one of these. although my worst cut was from a machete. my worst spydie cut came from a chicago of all things. no stitches from the chicago, but it sure bled and bled.

Re: Stupid award for cutting myself …

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 11:07 pm
by Doc Dan
Hello? Can you hear me?