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Think about it.. Awesome blades with unusual designs. Space age alloys and steels. Weird hyroglphs on blades. Usa, Earth designation on blades.....I rest my case.

At least on one the their blades they mentioned that Earth is rare. Sounds like they have way more information on intelligent life in the Milky Way than the rest of the Earth population does. Hmmm ....

Must be!!
+ think about the black/worm-hole in every single blade. Is it just a coincidence or are they trying to tell us something...

No, they are probably the most humans people in the market.

The only inhuman thing I would notice about them is they seem to want to harvest bad energy by not wanting to re-release a Slysz Bowie. I've read about that in a David Icke book (I'm kidding).

As far as creativity and taking extreme ideas and making them a reality there are few people I'm aware in modern times that accomplish that like Sal & Eric Glesser. There are certainly no patent infringements or any accusations of using anyone else's ideas when it comes to their finished products. No they create all their own ideas.

You can say that about their cutlery and their sharpening tools both and no one can say otherwise. No the Glessers are a prime example of what American entrepreneurism used to be like at one time>> and they've been very successfully at it.

Nope they are just a great example of accomplishing the "American Dream">> right here on Earth I remind you.

I certainly think that Sal, at least, is an alien. Perhaps he and his wife colonized this planet long ago and Eric was born here. I mean, come on. You don't really think it was a van they were living in, do you? They were just telling the story of their travels across the galaxy in a way that we mere Earthlings could understand and relate to. If it had of been a real van it would have been painted in the wild style of the times. Nope. Aliens. And, just take how Sal seems to know what we are thinking and so surprises us with just what we want. Once it might be a coincidence. Many times? I say alien mind reading ability.

This is the content I'm here for.

Pleaseeeeee ! Everything is alien before my first cup of coffee . MG2

Only explanation I can come up with, I have just been afraid to say it myself. I'm so glad I can now share my tinfoil hats with someone!
All hail our alien overlords!

Maybe a Magnacut hat is in the works. My tinfoil hat keeps on breaking.

Anyone smarter and more accomplished than me is an alien.

Show me anyone else in the cutlery business or the world of knife making that have covered even half the bases that Sal & Eric Glesser have covered??? That's right you can't.

Not only is their cutlery line at the top of the game but their sharpening tools are in a league of their own as well. Go read the book by Kenneth Delavigne entitled "The Spyderco Story">> that will tell you all you need to know.

JD Spydo wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:30 am

Show me anyone else in the cutlery business or the world of knife making that have covered even half the bases that Sal & Eric Glesser have covered??? That's right you can't.

Not only is their cutlery line at the top of the game but their sharpening tools are in a league of their own as well. Go read the book by Kenneth Delavigne entitled "The Spyderco Story">> that will tell you all you need to know.

You have given away the their secret origins! A humble bread truck, no one would have know their intelligence spreading from something so simple. They infiltrated us at local fairs and trade shows, and reached our most vulnerable populations through our kitchens!!!

Sal is alien! Spyderco is alien! Someone sound the alarm!

Of course, yes. But remember, there are many among us.

The true form of (and what happened to) the Glessers’ legendary bread truck finally revealed!

https://youtu.be/yTIHqaX8tBk

Apparently, it reverted back to its true form and ascended back to the Mother Ship.



Jim

Doc Dan wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 25, 2022 7:23 am

I certainly think that Sal, at least, is an alien. Perhaps he and his wife colonized this planet long ago and Eric was born here. I mean, come on. You don't really think it was a van they were living in, do you? They were just telling the story of their travels across the galaxy in a way that we mere Earthlings could understand and relate to. If it had of been a real van it would have been painted in the wild style of the times. Nope. Aliens. And, just take how Sal seems to know what we are thinking and so surprises us with just what we want. Once it might be a coincidence. Many times? I say alien mind reading ability.

Doc, I know you´re an author - you need to write a book about this...

James Y wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 25, 2022 1:34 pm

The true form of (and what happened to) the Glessers’ legendary bread truck finally revealed!

https://youtu.be/yTIHqaX8tBk

Apparently, it reverted back to its true form and ascended back to the Mother Ship.



Jim

Not surprised one bit. That bread truck/infiltrating kitchens, the Glessers know where good chicken can be found, they let their guard down and got filmed in the hood.

They’re not aliens but they are geniuses. Not sure which one is more rare these days.

We're all aliens. We originated from Mars, destroyed the environment and relocated to Earth which was previously only inhabited by animals.