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Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:59 am
by Doc Dan
I was teaching poetry to some of my students and today we talked about Japanese Haiku poetry. While traditionally about nature, modern haikus can be about anything. So, I thought, let’s make some Spyderco haikus.

Haikus have a pattern of 3 lines, 5-7-5.
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Ok. I’ll start.

My grey Spyderco
It is exceedingly sharp
It cuts my sandwich

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:02 am
by Sumdumguy
I was watching James May do haikus on his new show yesterday, lol!

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:48 am
by Surfingringo
Behold Waterway
You were but a harbinger,
Sirens soon shall sing.

:p

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 6:03 am
by VooDooChild
For my spydercos
Here is a little haiku
You are all quite nice


I dont like haikus
They rarely serve a purpose
Poems are better.

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 6:47 am
by Sumdumguy
Home is not my home.
I do not understand why.
Happiness receeds.

Shiny blade in hand.
Sadness begins it's retreat.
Will happiness come?

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:49 am
by Doc Dan
Good stuff, keep ‘em coming.

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:50 am
by Doc Dan
Surfingringo wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:48 am
Behold Waterway
You were but a harbinger,
Sirens soon shall sing.

:p
That’s a good one.

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:53 am
by Jazz
VooDooChild wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 6:03 am
I dont like haikus
They rarely serve a purpose
Poems are better.

;)

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:15 am
by JuPaul
Surfingringo wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:48 am
Behold Waterway
You were but a harbinger,
Sirens soon shall sing.

:p
Nice one!

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:20 am
by Dazen
I flick my Spyder
Compression locks are the best
Flick click flick click flick

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:27 am
by The Meat man
Today I carry
My Byrd serrated hawkbill -
Ready for all tasks.

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:58 am
by VooDooChild
With this new 4v
Out here stuck in the province
We will camp tonight

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:01 am
by curlyhairedboy
I like the shaman
It's really comfortable
And it's super strong

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:11 am
by ChrisinHove
I have no money
To buy more Spyderco knives
Until I am paid

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:13 am
by curlyhairedboy
ChrisinHove wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:11 am
I have no money
To buy more Spyderco knives
Until I am paid
The sonnet of my wallet, hahaha

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:16 am
by desmodue
Taichung Techno 2
Vanishing mini sabre
Always there for you

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:21 am
by JonLeBlanc
Sumdumguy wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 6:47 am
Home is not my home.
I do not understand why.
Happiness receeds.

Shiny blade in hand.
Sadness begins it's retreat.
Will happiness come?
It's gonna be ok bruh lol

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:36 am
by JuPaul
Sharpening 4v
Last night was my merry task
Behold the Shaman! :p

Image

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:38 am
by The Meat man
ChrisinHove wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:11 am
I have no money
To buy more Spyderco knives
Until I am paid
Ha ha! Too true. :D

Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:46 am
by Sumdumguy
JonLeBlanc wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:21 am
Sumdumguy wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 6:47 am
Home is not my home.
I do not understand why.
Happiness receeds.

Shiny blade in hand.
Sadness begins it's retreat.
Will happiness come?
It's gonna be ok bruh lol
I don't know, I'm in the middle of a remodel!

Picture a guy standing in the middle of a half finished house, disheveled, blank stare, clutching a knife and muttering to himself. Heh, that's me the past few weeks!