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Since Kahz is back, and in rememberance of her wonderfully inspiring "SpyderArt" posts, from back in the day, I got to thinking that there have never been any "Spydie Poems" posted here that I can recall. So come one, come all to this challenge . Is there a "rhymin'simon" amogst you? I'll bet Java will bite. Kahz? S&S ?Knife Punk? Others? Shall we stop short of the roses are red stuff? I would hope so.....

Poem#1

Hurray for this Spyderco Forum,
And the posts from those folks who adore them.
I check it each day,
To see what they say,
then go on-line to a store,
and buy more of them....

103

How 'bout <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> haiku?

In my front pocket
there sleeps a stainless steel knife.
Ouch! That Spyder bites!

<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>Mike<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

"'The best de-fense is a good o-ffense.' You know who said that? Mel, the cook from 'Alice'!" - Ed Gruberman

I hear about people and their Spyder.
Glashartt knows, just ask her.
I don't have just one...
Cutting all day, what fun...
We can all toast at the end of the day with some cider!

TQ

I'm getting no award for that one!

There was a young chap from France,
With a Spyderco clipped to his pants ...


Aww, someone else finish this, I'm too lazy!

The Painful Haiku

Ice cold polished steel
Red blood running down my hand
Spyder bites, band aids.

Simple, short and sweet. <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Keepin' it real...real sharp, that is.

'Twas a cold day in the land, when I realized I needed a decent knife for my hand.

So I powered up the PC, and made a diligent search to knife companies from A to Z.

Few there were that had any appeal to my taste, I knew in my heart that it had to be good, as in the following of a caste.

At last I found, to my utter surprise, a company with a Bug imprinted with such delicate lines!

I put my order in: for a SpyderCard in the "toothy" operation.....

Since that glorious day, I have never looked back in dismay.<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> And my collection of Bugs continues to expand, getting all the more abundant each time I look in my hand.


Mike<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

To all:

Bravo, Bravo, Bravo

Linda

<img src="http://www.spyderco.com/forum/spyder.gif" border=O> Integrity is being good even if no-one else is watching <img src="http://www.spyderco.com/forum/spyder.gif" border=O>

Very good folks....Hmmmm.

Jeff/1911.

If only that spyder would not bite so hard
-in my soul, my wallet and my VISA-card.

interesting poems dudes! <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Sam

have bone implant will travel..

What is better than a wife?
Only a sharp knife,
But it must be a Spyderco:
Use them in the snow,
Use them in the desert,
They're always very pleasant!

Shiden-Kaj

"Fear causes hesitation, hesitation causes your worst fears to come true."

I once bought a cute blade,
Oh, it is so great!
It looks like an eagle-claw,
or perhaps a lion's paw.
Just carry it everywhere,
to fight a grizzly-bear.
Even Hannibal uses it,
To kill a little bit,
It's nice and sharpy,
I'm talking about my Harpy!

Shiden-Kaj

"Fear causes hesitation, hesitation causes your worst fears to come true."

All God's Creatures Have Claws

<img src="http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/372fcedb ... 9An6LWlKfT">

Disguised as a responsible adult.


Edited by - Chinook on 8/2/2002 12:25:52 AM

<img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>men!!
<img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>men!!
we carry <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>s any way we can!!
Clipped to our belts,
any size!!!
Clipped in our socks,
or our flies!!!
Watch out!!!
We are the <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>men!!!!

BIG-TARGET>>>>"Do not think you are,,,,,,,Know you are!!!"--Morpheus(The Matrix)

A young Cajun into Zydeco
Lost his hand at his wrist to a <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>co
When asked fo’ de time
He would den pantomime
Say “It look bout half Spyder-bite-ago”

Sorry....Jes woke up. Have not had....java! Joe! Mud! 30W! Black bean soup!

Must go
Espresso
But don't ya know
Il'll be back befo'
2 quick shakes of my <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>co!


Stay safe! Stay sharp! <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Java wanders off in search coffee mumbling about his mental state.......

I'm a lucky fellica,
because I've got a Delica.

It's blade is really swellica,
I keep it sharp as hellica!!!

Kev Mullins is my name...
I'm new to the Spydie game
I bought my new Delica...
From a gal named Angelica
Now to my total fright...
I find this Spyder likes to bite
Took a chunk from my hand...
Now I've joined this sick band
That buys these Spyders both old and new...
Gee...I hope my wife hasn't a clue
Of the money I spend on these cute little gems...
That I tend to go purchase, just on a whim
My wallet lays empty as a hollowed out log...
Don't know where I'll get the money to even feed my dog
My cat will starve, my children will mow...
Just so I can go buy another Spyderco!

There was a man from Nantucket,
With a Spyderco so sharp he couldn't touch it,
One day, it slipped in his hand,
Now when he pee's, he don't stand,
But he sits like a girl on the tarlet.

~C

Edited by - CalypsoKid on 6/14/2002 10:17:58 AM

<b><i>
There was a man from Nantucket,
With a Spyderco so sharp he couldn't touch it,
One day it slipped in his hand,
Now when he pee's, he don't stand,
But he sits like a girl from Nantucket.</i></b>



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