The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied,"Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. :D ....Doc
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Funny stuff. I have always been honest with cops. I was speeding one day(late to pick my wife up...a fate worse than death itself :) ) and I went by the speed trap about 20 over the limit. I was quite late. Anyways, as soon as I say him I saw the gun go in the air and him scrambling to get after me. I pulled right over instantly...I knew I had been busted.
As I am waiting there, I see him fly out from the side street then have to jam the breaks on so he doesn't rearend me. He gets out of the car...quite surprised and frazzled. "Oh, so you knew I had you eh?" Trying to act professional. I was trying not to laugh. "Well, seeing as I didn't have to chase you I will knock you ticket down so you don't loose points" SWEET.
Just goes to prove...being honest and knowing when your beat is not a bad thing.
Wonder what would have happened if he HAD run into the back of me :eek: :D :D
As I am waiting there, I see him fly out from the side street then have to jam the breaks on so he doesn't rearend me. He gets out of the car...quite surprised and frazzled. "Oh, so you knew I had you eh?" Trying to act professional. I was trying not to laugh. "Well, seeing as I didn't have to chase you I will knock you ticket down so you don't loose points" SWEET.
Just goes to prove...being honest and knowing when your beat is not a bad thing.
Wonder what would have happened if he HAD run into the back of me :eek: :D :D
Keep Fighting the Good Fight!
My friends hated me through highschool and college as I "got-out" of almost all of the tickets I should've recieved. Just being honest, straight to the point, respectful, remorseful, and a little funny goes a long way.
I actually passed an unmarked police car(detective i think now) over a double yellow at at least 20 over the posted limit. He got my friend and I out of the car and sat us down to talk. Ran all of our info then said "this is your lucky day, I don't have my ticket book with me right now, so you can go". I don't know if he couldn't write tickets or just didn't want too, or was being honest, but i got right out of there quick. The funniest part was when he said to my friend "you know this guy is trying to kill you?" and my friend said "yeah he probably will".
Man Young and dumb!
I actually passed an unmarked police car(detective i think now) over a double yellow at at least 20 over the posted limit. He got my friend and I out of the car and sat us down to talk. Ran all of our info then said "this is your lucky day, I don't have my ticket book with me right now, so you can go". I don't know if he couldn't write tickets or just didn't want too, or was being honest, but i got right out of there quick. The funniest part was when he said to my friend "you know this guy is trying to kill you?" and my friend said "yeah he probably will".
Man Young and dumb!
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