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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:14 pm
by tanto
can i get a spyderco bread knife?
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:15 pm
by ruxton
hoosierdaddy, LMFAO! <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>
MAT
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:17 pm
by Hoosierdaddy
Does anyone know why they use zyploc style seals on crouton bags? It's just stale bread to begin with <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle> !
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:41 pm
by jaxon
Hoosier,
Was that WHOLE grain attention?
Jaxon
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:43 pm
by Lsaulog
Well, ladies and gents,
at least THIS thread has remained light-hearted and humorous.
Best wishes to all.
"Hope for the best. Be prepared for the worst. You'll never be disappointed."
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 4:06 pm
by Knife Knut
They use zyploc style seals on crouton bags for a variety of reasons:
So that they do not get soggy in humid enviroments, or if you drop them in a puddle.
To inhibit airborne life forms from taking hold.
If they are seasoned, to keep that wonderfull smell inside, so that you do not snack on them.
This thread is becoming a study in random association.
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 6:35 pm
by Kahz
So, speaking about giraffes...
<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>
Kahz
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 6:46 pm
by aero_student
This like an episode of monty pythons flying circus except they were attacking people with fruit and then shot or attacked by a lion. What is the world coming to when you can't walk down a street without being hit by food. The tactical cookie is an interesting idea. In Charlies Angels Lucy Liu had chinese throwing muffins that penetrated partially through a door.
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 7:01 pm
by toothed
This is outrageous! There needs to be a law prohibiting the sale of loaves of bread to the general public. Only authorized LEO and military personnel upon the approval of their respective commanders should be allowed to possess and use these dangerous implements of mayhem. The Congress and state legislatures got caught sitting on their b*tts with this one.
Thankfully, darkjedi458 was not seriously harmed in this unprovoked attack. He could have easily exceeded his maximum daily limit of carbohydrates with the ingestion of that loaf--I shudder when I think about the possible devastating outcomes that could have occurred. <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 7:57 pm
by Brian Lavin
I got your loaf, right here...
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 10:00 pm
by darkjedi458
no man im serious...some idiot with good aim actually hit me in the head with a loaf of bread out of a moving car...i mean **** cant even go to the corner without being attacked by flying whole wheat. actually im glad that was all that was thrown at me...for a minute there i thought somebody was gonna start shooting at me...sorry..i took no pictures...it was still to fresh to bruise me
" we chased our pleasures here...dug our treasures there...can you still recall how we cried...break on through to the other side" - the doors
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 11:19 am
by Gary
I can not believe the inconsiderate comments of the forumites following this confession of being brutally attacked!
lmfao.... this really makes me "WONDER"!?!
Gary
"now I can't make toast in the morning without laughing... this is a good thing according to Martha Stewart"
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 11:58 am
by Hoosierdaddy
Gary,
My comments on this post were not inconsiderate! How dare you imply that!
I pioneered "Bread Ballistics" years before anyone. And the Statistics keep "rising" <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>
My post was there to inform, if someone uses an inferior bread on a BG and it fails and I could have prevented it from happening how would you think I would feel?
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 12:41 pm
by toothed
darkjedi458, I think most of us posting here do not doubt that you were hit with a loaf of bread. I have no doubt that it happened.
I did have a good laugh as I visualized the description you gave of the incident. In my response, I was just having some fun at your expense--sorry if you took it another way.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 1:03 pm
by chinook
Just got back from a trip to LA. I was appalled to see young people under 18 buying sticky buns at Cinnabon in the mall. Those things can kill ya. (Burrppp!)
Disguised as a responsible adult.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 1:45 pm
by Kahz
Chinook, LMAO!!!! <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>
Well, at least if you survive the attack, you can always eat it and get some pleasure out of it, right? <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>
Kahz
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 2:02 pm
by chinook
Had to run a gauntlet of punk skateboarders wielding those weeping weapons to get to my truck in the parking lot. I took a hit in the side from one of those things, they really stick to your ribs.(and hips)
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 2:13 pm
by Kahz
*snort* *hmmmppphhhhh* ROFLMAO!!!! <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>
Kahz
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 7:20 pm
by sks
Was it a "High Capacity" loaf?....Limiting them to ten slices or less would save lives.
<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>
Steve