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Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:49 am
by Kevinim82
You know the tenants of the sock drawer order are very clear and defined. Cargo socks just make our rules quiet grey. I think the error of the cargo sock is to think that one can equip them with said knives in the sock. I say if said socks be in a drawer here here, but if said socks are equipped then nay as knife storage. Think of our founding principles! Our rock climbing friend lost his knife because of a faulty cargo pocket.
Perhaps our order is more hate for a pocket than love for a drawer?
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:43 pm
by Bolster
Do cargo socks come with suspenders? Seems like they'd need to.
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:41 am
by Manixguy@1994
Bolster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:43 pm
Do cargo socks come with suspenders? Seems like they'd need to.
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:08 am
by Bolster
I bought myself a nice pair of sock suspenders for the very purpose of keeping my socks up, when carrying knives in them. But my darned wife -- she keeps stealing my sock suspenders! Here's a photo, where I caught her in the act. I'm gonna get one of those silver Sharpie markers and write my name on 'em so she stops borrowing them from me.
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:00 am
by Kevinim82
I helped.
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 8:04 pm
by prndltech
Bolster wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:08 am
I bought myself a nice pair of sock suspenders for the very purpose of keeping my socks up, when carrying knives in them. But my darned wife -- she keeps stealing my sock suspenders! Here's a photo, where I caught her in the act. I'm gonna get one of those silver Sharpie markers and write my name on 'em so she stops borrowing them from me.
You can quit saying it’s your wife… it’s 2023 bro
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 1:39 pm
by Bolster
prndltech wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 8:04 pm
Bolster wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:08 am
I bought myself a nice pair of sock suspenders for the very purpose of keeping my socks up, when carrying knives in them. But my darned wife -- she keeps stealing my sock suspenders! Here's a photo, where I caught her in the act. I'm gonna get one of those silver Sharpie markers and write my name on 'em so she stops borrowing them from me.
You can quit saying it’s your wife… it’s 2023 bro
Oh, is it 2023 already? In that case, the photo is of my tranny boyfriend.
There, that should make it more 2023.
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:09 pm
by Manixguy@1994
I am not showing my socks but will just toot my hot sax !
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:08 pm
by prndltech
Bolster wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 1:39 pm
prndltech wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 8:04 pm
Bolster wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:08 am
I bought myself a nice pair of sock suspenders for the very purpose of keeping my socks up, when carrying knives in them. But my darned wife -- she keeps stealing my sock suspenders! Here's a photo, where I caught her in the act. I'm gonna get one of those silver Sharpie markers and write my name on 'em so she stops borrowing them from me.
You can quit saying it’s your wife… it’s 2023 bro
Oh, is it 2023 already? In that case, the photo is of my tranny boyfriend.
There, that should make it more 2023.
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:48 pm
by Bolster
Wow, you cleverly summed up my reaction to current American society in just four emoticons. Three parts surreal hilarity to one part bawling depression, that's about perfect. Well done!
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 8:50 pm
by prndltech
Bolster wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:48 pm
Wow, you cleverly summed up my reaction to current American society in just four emoticons. Three parts surreal hilarity to one part bawling depression, that's about perfect. Well done!
I already knew this about you. There’s a reason I made the joke with you
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2023 7:12 pm
by bearrowland
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:30 am
by Manixguy@1994
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:58 am
by SaltyCaribbeanDfly
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 6:22 pm
by Bolster
I felt the urge to post here on April the first, don't know why.
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 6:49 pm
by JRinFL
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Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2023 6:04 am
by Manixguy@1994
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2023 7:42 am
by JSumm
Bolster wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 6:22 pm
I felt the urge to post here on April the first, don't know why.
I sure hope you are not insinuating that this group or topic is a joke. There has been a great deal of productive discussion around thread counts and heel designs. This group is focused and on point with general observations and feedback. They are also a very supportive encouraging group. For example, I recently moved 3 fine gentlemen into my basement, who by the way desparately needed new socks, because they fell on hard times. They said they were members of this fine group when I asked with my window down as I drove by their terribly dirty street. They very proudly said yes, and I of course offered up my basement to help. They have been quite pleasant down there. I was even going to offer them some knives to borrow, but seemed to have forgotten what drawer I keep them in since they were not in the drawer that I suspected they should be in. I'll figure that out later. They could be mixed in with some electronics I seemed to have misplaced. Anyways, these Gentlemen (who I haven't yet matched up their names to the MNOSD register) are fine examples of what this order is all about. Even the guy down there that is always in a tank top (either tie died brown or in desparate need of a good washing) and yelling some words that I will need to look up. Possibly some old jargon of the great order.
Hope this helps.
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2023 8:05 am
by JRinFL
We are well known for our frequent and charitable giving. Just ask any knife maker!
Re: Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2023 12:02 pm
by Bolster
...OK, I messed this post up so badly I'm just going to start over...
