You know you're a owner when....
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You know you're a owner when....
You know you're a <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> owner when you have more scars than you have fingers and toes combined!!
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****, thats just on my hands... nevermind my arms(stabbed wrist working a couple times), legs(stabbed myself a couple times), feet(left ankle, dropped fly tip first)...
gun con·trol n. definition 1. The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker received that fatal bullet wound. 2. The ability to hit what you are aiming at. 3. The first key step of a corrupt political agenda where good citizens are disarmed so that a dictatorship may replace a democracy in the future.
gun con·trol n. definition 1. The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker received that fatal bullet wound. 2. The ability to hit what you are aiming at. 3. The first key step of a corrupt political agenda where good citizens are disarmed so that a dictatorship may replace a democracy in the future.
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...When you strive to beat your wife to the mailbox so that she won't "notice" that you have received ANOTHER package, with ANOTHER Spydie in it. <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
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When youv'e looked at your hand while cutting, said "It's only a flesh wound" and kept moving.
When you've cut yourself and not known it until you see blood.
When you've spent time watching, critiquing, and sometimes calling in to harangue, the morons on HSN/QVC.
You actually know what "surgical stainless steel" is, and why it sucks.
You've ever used the phrase "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" in non-knife company. Bonus points if you refer to someone's dull SAK while pulling out a Military.
By the time you read this, you'll have already read it.
When you've cut yourself and not known it until you see blood.
When you've spent time watching, critiquing, and sometimes calling in to harangue, the morons on HSN/QVC.
You actually know what "surgical stainless steel" is, and why it sucks.
You've ever used the phrase "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" in non-knife company. Bonus points if you refer to someone's dull SAK while pulling out a Military.
By the time you read this, you'll have already read it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=1 face=arial>quote:<hr height=1 noshade>When you can spot a Spydie in a show or movie when you only catch a glimpse of it. <hr height=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face='Verdana, Arial, Helvetica' size=2> LOL! And can also identify it as to edge type, steel, and probable date of manufacture from that glimpse <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
If I Can Just Get Off of This L.A. Freeway Without Getting Killed or Caught
If I Can Just Get Off of This L.A. Freeway Without Getting Killed or Caught
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Your wife threatens:"If you buy one more <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> knife, I'm leaving you!!!!!!"
And you answer is:"Bye-Bye!!!!!"
BIG-TARGET>>>>>>"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead...only then will you have done your share."---unknown
And you answer is:"Bye-Bye!!!!!"
BIG-TARGET>>>>>>"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead...only then will you have done your share."---unknown
When you spot a Spyderco knife inside a shop from the other (!) side of the street and immediatly know the type... Had that last time, humm... ain't that a Calypso Jr... indeed it was... <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
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...When you strive to beat your wife to the mailbox so that she won't "notice" that you have received ANOTHER package, with ANOTHER Spydie in it. <hr height=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face='Verdana, Arial, Helvetica' size=2>
Yes, I'm actually hoping to get a package tomorrow instead of friday because I will be home earlier then my wife ! (Mouse 2)
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...When you strive to beat your wife to the mailbox so that she won't "notice" that you have received ANOTHER package, with ANOTHER Spydie in it. <hr height=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face='Verdana, Arial, Helvetica' size=2>
Yes, I'm actually hoping to get a package tomorrow instead of friday because I will be home earlier then my wife ! (Mouse 2)
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When you walk on the street, bare handed, and your thumb flicks like you'd open a knife <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
<a href="http://users.pcnet.ro/dialex"><font color=blue>(my page)</font></a>
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When you refuse to use a folding knife without the <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> hole because it requires too much effort.
You'll go out of your way to get the <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> instead. <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
Edited by - spydieman on 7/2/2003 4:40:06 PM
You'll go out of your way to get the <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> instead. <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
Edited by - spydieman on 7/2/2003 4:40:06 PM
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