corny room jokes and what nots!
corny room jokes and what nots!
What did the Digital clock say to his mother?
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Dr. Snubnose
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oh mom, you are always worrying, for you the seconds just keep ticking away and your second hand only works for 60 seconds. I'll be home in time for dinner, I'm set to the atomic clock, and I can set my alarm function, don't worry mom I won't snooze, I'll just by clocking with my friends....in the meanwhile find something to do to pass the time....ok
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Stop getting yourself all wound up.....somebody is liable to get clocked in the head!
That's it...Last one.....I must stop this silliness and this is probably not what the OP was looking for in the first place....but I had fun....LOL :p Doc :)
That's it...Last one.....I must stop this silliness and this is probably not what the OP was looking for in the first place....but I had fun....LOL :p Doc :)
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yo snub! i could have laughed so hard at your first joke, but then the ounch line became so late that i decided to laugh on your second post! hahaha!!
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My favorite joke of all time is an old Redd Foxx joke:
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
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Sly and Arnie are talking about making a movie about old time composers.
Sly said "I'll be Mozart".
Well, Arnie says "Ah'll be Bach".
But then you guessed that already. :D
Sly said "I'll be Mozart".
Well, Arnie says "Ah'll be Bach".
But then you guessed that already. :D
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HAHAHA!Evil D wrote:What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
Northern fairy tales start out with "Once upon a time".
Southern fairy tales start out with "Ya'll aint gonna believe this $hit".
This one cracked me up :D
(I'm from Texas by the way)
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These aren't my jokes...
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Caden's :spyder:'s-g10 dragonfly, digicamo para2,bug,honeybee,sharpmaker.
Newest :spyder: manix 2 lightweight.
:spyder: top wishlist: junior,D4,E4,,h1 D'fly salt,h1 ladybug salt,g10 manbug,caly3•3.5,all sprint para2's
Have to have= brad southard flipper, gayle bradley:spyder:
"combat knife is actually 10% weapon and 90% tool".~ Al Mar
Newest :spyder: manix 2 lightweight.
:spyder: top wishlist: junior,D4,E4,,h1 D'fly salt,h1 ladybug salt,g10 manbug,caly3•3.5,all sprint para2's
Have to have= brad southard flipper, gayle bradley:spyder:
"combat knife is actually 10% weapon and 90% tool".~ Al Mar