We can do that. Here goes:Cheddarnut wrote:D, we should collab on a kids book :D
Once upon a time there was a humble knifemaker named Sal. Sal lived a simple life in the mountains of Colorado with his wife and son. One day while hiking through the mountains in search of cocobolo wood to make knife scales, Sal stumbled upon a grumpy old troll named Thumbholestiltskin. Thumbholestiltskin was a mean old troll who didn't like anybody because people were always trying to steel his awesomeness. When Thumbholestiltskin saw Sal, he went into a rage and said "FEE FI FO THUMB, WHO DARES STEP FOOT INTO MY LAND OF AWESOMENESS?" Sal was shocked, but kept his calm "It is I, Sal Glesser, I come in search of....." but before Sal could utter another word, Thumbholestiltskin charged head first after Sal in a rage. "NOBODY STEALS MY AWESOMENESS AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE!" Thumbholestiltskin yelled. Sal had to think fast, for this troll wasn't effing around. Without hesitation, Sal drew his mighty S90V Military from his RFP and held it up to the sky and said "I HAAAAVE THE POOWWWEERRRRR!!!" and a beam of light came down from the sky striking Sal's Military, reflecting a brilliant beam of light straight into Thumbholestiltskin's eyes, blinding him. "RAAAWWERRR MUH EYESSSS" Thumbholestiltskin cried as he ran head first into a large rock, knocking him unconscious. When Thumbholestiltskin awoke, he found himself tied to a large tree with paracord, unable to move. Standing before him was Sal, with a handful of cocobolo in his arms and a look of swagger on his face. Thumbholestiltskin was humbled at the might and prowess of his foe "Mighty Sal, if you shall spare my life, i will grant you with my awesomeness, so that you may churn out awesome knives for the world to EDC". "Hmmmmm...." Sal thought to himself. "I already make some pretty awesome knives, but you caught me in a good mood troll. You've got a deal!". Sal pulled out his Military and cut Thumbholestiltskin's bindings and together they hiked down the mountain and set out on a great mission to instill awesomeness into everything Sal put his hands on. Together Sal and Thumbholestiltskin shared many adventures and hang out at Sal's place on Sundays and watch football.
The End.
I most likley will get another or two, because... well just because... Now if I can figure out how to get this past the wife, I already have this "thing" about guitars that she really doesn't understand... :D