Where is your latest monkey-mange?
- vampyrewolf
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Where is your latest monkey-mange?
I know any members from BFC in fall 2001 will know this term...
for those who don't... "The knife is man's oldest tool, it elevated us above the apes... I carry a pen if I have something to write or not. I wear a watch even if I don't have any appointments to keep. I carry a knife because I am a man, and not an ape."
Thus, bald spots caused by the use of a knife, are known as 'monkey mange'...
Where is your latest spot of mange? My left arm is still growing in from 2 weeks ago, and my legs are full of spots. I'd say my latest is left leg, mid calf... touching up the millie and dragonfly.
*Our greatest triumph comes not from NOT falling down, but from getting back up every time.*
for those who don't... "The knife is man's oldest tool, it elevated us above the apes... I carry a pen if I have something to write or not. I wear a watch even if I don't have any appointments to keep. I carry a knife because I am a man, and not an ape."
Thus, bald spots caused by the use of a knife, are known as 'monkey mange'...
Where is your latest spot of mange? My left arm is still growing in from 2 weeks ago, and my legs are full of spots. I'd say my latest is left leg, mid calf... touching up the millie and dragonfly.
*Our greatest triumph comes not from NOT falling down, but from getting back up every time.*
Can´t stop showing off my Mouse. Bald spots all over my arms<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
Vox.
Repeat the mantra - "Spydie is good, Round is all - Life is Round, Life is Good, Spydie is Life is Round is LIfe. Round and Round, and Round forever." (Chuck.)
Vox.
Repeat the mantra - "Spydie is good, Round is all - Life is Round, Life is Good, Spydie is Life is Round is LIfe. Round and Round, and Round forever." (Chuck.)
Monkey-mange ALL over. Right and left forearms, chest, belly, lower legs. I mean all over. Sold a knife to a guy a while back and he informed me the other day as I was sharpening it for him that the last time I sharpened it he went home and shaved his balls. So I guess he had monkey mange balls! Don't know about you but that was a little more than I wanted to know.
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Art Sigmon
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."
Php. 4:13
"For the word of God is living and sharper than any double-edged sword."
Hbw. 4:12
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Artsig1,
Aye!!! That WAS more than we needed to know but thanks for sharing! <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
After the usual comments avout the receding hairlein, Mrs Java remarked about the odd "pattern baldness" I seemed to be developing on the left arm. Self induced, I explained, as is the chilli bowl Moe style haircut I seem to be developing.
Hmmmm. So there is a name to my mange... Thanks for the enlightenment, VW.
"A hole-less knife is a soul-less knife is a whole less knife" Neo-Javanese proverb
Aye!!! That WAS more than we needed to know but thanks for sharing! <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
After the usual comments avout the receding hairlein, Mrs Java remarked about the odd "pattern baldness" I seemed to be developing on the left arm. Self induced, I explained, as is the chilli bowl Moe style haircut I seem to be developing.
Hmmmm. So there is a name to my mange... Thanks for the enlightenment, VW.
"A hole-less knife is a soul-less knife is a whole less knife" Neo-Javanese proverb
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I don't shave my arm hair, since at 48 years-old, I don't want to piss-off the hair Gods, and lose anymore hair than I have to. I test the sharpness of MY knives by shaving my thumb-nail.
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Dann Fassnacht Aberdeen, WA glockman99@hotmail.com ICQ: 53675663