Open Call for Spydie Poetry....

[kraziekurtis]

I didn't even get an error message but it posted twice!



Edited by - kraziekurtis on 6/14/2002 10:17:31 AM

[Just Me]

KK-That didn't rhyme-please finish your sonnet.... What rhymes with X Box anyway?

[java]

103,

Oh, oh! Being a prototypical male accused of having one thing on the brain (besides my Spydies), did you seriously ask what rhymes with X-Box???? (Not cognizant of how to do the suprised smilie I'll just <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> knowingly here and not be the first to throw out one of them bawdy rhyme jobs) Nudge, nudge, <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>, know what i mean? <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Stay safe! Stay sharp! <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Edited by - java on 6/14/2002 12:15:09 PM

[Just Me]

Java,
Rocks? Guess you woke up after all. Do you have stock in Starbucks? Does Martha Stewart? That Girl is having her day-Aye?

I was just trying to get Krazy to join in on the fun. Guess I'll have to finish his poem for him. Here Goes Nuttin':

"Ode'2 Golden" inspired/Co-Written By Krazy Kurtis and 103
__________________________________________

I didn't even get an error message but it posted twice!
I didn't even see the blood, but realized, the Spydie had cut me nice!

I shouldn't play with mine all at once,
while playing console games,
Not only do the wounds really hurt,
But now I hang my head in Spydie Shame.

And looking to the brighter side,
My Spydies do have locks,
So with that said, I'll now put them away,
and concentrate on my X-Box..


Note-Disclaimer:
Kraziekurtis is very responsible with his knives and very careful with them. He would not do something as foolish as to play with Spydies and videogames at the same time.

kraziekurtis



Edited by - 103 on 6/14/2002 5:34:18 PM

[kraziekurtis]

Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhh

*backs away slowly*

*makes a mad dash for the door*

I don't even have an Xbox.

<img src="http://boards.ign.com/images/faces/confused.gif">

On another note, I am very responsible with my knives and very careful with them. I would not do something as foolish as to play with Spydies and videogames at the same time.

Edited by - kraziekurtis on 6/14/2002 3:31:14 PM

[java]

103,

Jes' woke up s'more. Rocks was the initial thought!!<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> Talks, docs, pox, box - could go on for a while but......

Starbucks?? Wish I did, but mostly own....ready for another X-Box homonymyminal attempt??.....Tech Stocks! Will follow up more when I get to work! Keep the e-mail line open - gotta run!

KK,
Good repost! Hang tough young'un. Any new Spydies of late???

Stay safe! Stay sharp! <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

[Just Me]

OK Java, waited long enough....Spill!!

and what rhymes with "orange rescue" anyway? I give...

Where is Kahz?

[java]

RC,

Caught me in a low caffiene state. Gotta grab some z-z-z-z-z so I can function at work tonight. Are we still talking waxing poetic about X-Boxes or Martha Stewart or playing X-Boxes with Martha at home and drinking Starbucks. Does Martha own a fashionably orange rescue and do I need to rhyme it with her decor dujour? Where Kahz??? Java lost Kahz???? Java is lost kahz?? Java's so confused...Need sleep. Need coffee. Need coffee. Need sleep. Nnn...
Principal organ of thought not responding.............................

We are currently experiencing technical difficulties with Java. Java will return after a brief delay for repairs. Meanwhile please join our regular Forum now in progress.

[SpyderNut]

103,

Now look what you've done! You broke our Java!! *Spydernut begins to cry...* <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> Now whadda' we gonna' do? (<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>)

Besides bustin' Lord Java, I will say that its good to see your posts again. Keep in touch, ok? <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Mike

Java, don't worry mate, I'll send you a couple of gallons of 30w here shortly. That should be enough to jump start the old "Thought Processor"...<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

[Sword and Shield]

*bursts into the room, lugging a rather large IV bag*

Java! Wake up! Argh... he's quit responding...caffeine levels low...only one thing I can do...

*Starts cappucino IV, full-bore* Clear! Everyone stand back! The dead shall rise!!! <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Keepin' it real...real sharp, that is.

[Just Me]

java-Easy does it there young feller...may I offer a link to ease the pain? The world's best green tea...and only half the caffene of java blends...so you can drink twice as much without the pain...and the body proceses the caffene differently from Tea than it does Coffee (I have been told), so the jitters are kept at bay by gulping green tea. Just a state of alert kaos...that is what we strive for-aye?

http://www.japanesegreenteaonline.com/health.htm

and boyz-thanks for the assist on getting jave fixed..er, back in order..

Ok we need stirr sticks with the spydie logo...

WHERE is KAHZ?

[tbarahon]

Blood runs down my hand
<img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> is hungry
red pool on red bricks

I can see }{ in my trousers

[CalypsoKid]

While chewing on grass called fescue,
CalypsoKid pondered his bid on an Orange Rescue,
The bid was low,
but he hoped it would go,
and net him a brand new Spyderco.

~C

p.s. I actually do have a bid on an Orange Rescue Jr.

[svass]

I first got a native, a first generation
but this darn website was full of temptation
so many knives, so shiny - Oh lord
I'll get all the knives my wage can afford

[roguesoul]

Oh Lil’ Temperance oh Lil’ Temperance
You answer my fix for it is a virus I suffer with
I fondle you fondly and give you a flick.

Oh Lil’ Temperance oh Lil’ Temperance
You give me such joy
I fondle you dearly my little knife toy.

Oh Lil’ Temperance oh Lil’ Temperance
Please never leave me
Before I met you I suffered completely.


Spyderco over all others! <img src="http://www.spyderco.com/forum/uploaded_ ... gspidy.gif">

[java]

Whoa! Dredged this one up from long past when I tried an Ogden Nash imitation....

The Black Widow spider I disdain,
For reasons easy to explain.
She woos her mate with all that's in her,
And then she eats him up for dinner.

Okay so no mention of Spyderco. It's late, the mind does strange mental exercises early in the AM when you're waiting for the cryopumps to reach 10 degrees Kelvin so you can slam the in-line sputter depsoition machine back into high vacuum and process a PF4502 Hot Lot. Besides I penned it many eons ago at the age of eleven - don't know why it surfaced this morning...maybe I'd better go get some more late night 30W.

Stay safe! Stay sharp! <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>


Edited by - java on 8/3/2002 1:08:09 AM

[Mad Mac]

flicking
clicking
slicing
dicing
slashing
flashing
closing
clipping

[Ranger393]

My knife is my friend
every Spyderco is and it's no lie
But I sure wish they would send
at least one GB2s for me to buy

Ive been waiting for the drop
But no GB2s are in the mail.
Staring at my e-mail I can't stop
and trips to the mail box make a trail

This poem is freak'n lame
but I really don't give a rip
the message is still the same
a GB2 on my pocket I want to clip

[Cheddarnut]

transistor and mad mac :)

[chaps]

my thumb finds the hole
a snick i'm ready to cut
card-board tape my thumb