Open Call for Spydie Poetry....

[Just Me]

Since Kahz is back, and in rememberance of her wonderfully inspiring "SpyderArt" posts, from back in the day, I got to thinking that there have never been any "Spydie Poems" posted here that I can recall. So come one, come all to this challenge . Is there a "rhymin'simon" amogst you? I'll bet Java will bite. Kahz? S&S ?Knife Punk? Others? Shall we stop short of the roses are red stuff? I would hope so.....

[Just Me]

Poem#1

Hurray for this Spyderco Forum,
And the posts from those folks who adore them.
I check it each day,
To see what they say,
then go on-line to a store,
and buy more of them....

103

[Xibalba]

How 'bout <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> haiku?

In my front pocket
there sleeps a stainless steel knife.
Ouch! That Spyder bites!

<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>Mike<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

"'The best de-fense is a good o-ffense.' You know who said that? Mel, the cook from 'Alice'!" - Ed Gruberman

[travis quaas]

I hear about people and their Spyder.
Glashartt knows, just ask her.
I don't have just one...
Cutting all day, what fun...
We can all toast at the end of the day with some cider!

TQ

I'm getting no award for that one!

[mnblade]

There was a young chap from France,
With a Spyderco clipped to his pants ...


Aww, someone else finish this, I'm too lazy!

[Sword and Shield]

The Painful Haiku

Ice cold polished steel
Red blood running down my hand
Spyder bites, band aids.

Simple, short and sweet. <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Keepin' it real...real sharp, that is.

[SpyderNut]

'Twas a cold day in the land, when I realized I needed a decent knife for my hand.

So I powered up the PC, and made a diligent search to knife companies from A to Z.

Few there were that had any appeal to my taste, I knew in my heart that it had to be good, as in the following of a caste.

At last I found, to my utter surprise, a company with a Bug imprinted with such delicate lines!

I put my order in: for a SpyderCard in the "toothy" operation.....

Since that glorious day, I have never looked back in dismay.<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> And my collection of Bugs continues to expand, getting all the more abundant each time I look in my hand.


Mike<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

[glasshartt]

To all:

Bravo, Bravo, Bravo

Linda

<img src="http://www.spyderco.com/forum/spyder.gif" border=O> Integrity is being good even if no-one else is watching <img src="http://www.spyderco.com/forum/spyder.gif" border=O>

[Jeff/1911]

Very good folks....Hmmmm.

Jeff/1911.

[voxnaes]

If only that spyder would not bite so hard
-in my soul, my wallet and my VISA-card.

[sam the man..]

interesting poems dudes! <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Sam

have bone implant will travel..

[Shiden]

What is better than a wife?
Only a sharp knife,
But it must be a Spyderco:
Use them in the snow,
Use them in the desert,
They're always very pleasant!

Shiden-Kaj

"Fear causes hesitation, hesitation causes your worst fears to come true."

[Shiden]

I once bought a cute blade,
Oh, it is so great!
It looks like an eagle-claw,
or perhaps a lion's paw.
Just carry it everywhere,
to fight a grizzly-bear.
Even Hannibal uses it,
To kill a little bit,
It's nice and sharpy,
I'm talking about my Harpy!

Shiden-Kaj

"Fear causes hesitation, hesitation causes your worst fears to come true."

[chinook]

All God's Creatures Have Claws

<img src="http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/372fcedb ... 9An6LWlKfT">

Disguised as a responsible adult.


Edited by - Chinook on 8/2/2002 12:25:52 AM

[Big-Target]

<img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>men!!
<img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>men!!
we carry <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>s any way we can!!
Clipped to our belts,
any size!!!
Clipped in our socks,
or our flies!!!
Watch out!!!
We are the <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>men!!!!

BIG-TARGET>>>>"Do not think you are,,,,,,,Know you are!!!"--Morpheus(The Matrix)

[java]

A young Cajun into Zydeco
Lost his hand at his wrist to a <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>co
When asked fo’ de time
He would den pantomime
Say “It look bout half Spyder-bite-ago”

Sorry....Jes woke up. Have not had....java! Joe! Mud! 30W! Black bean soup!

Must go
Espresso
But don't ya know
Il'll be back befo'
2 quick shakes of my <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>co!


Stay safe! Stay sharp! <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Java wanders off in search coffee mumbling about his mental state.......

[transistor]

I'm a lucky fellica,
because I've got a Delica.

It's blade is really swellica,
I keep it sharp as hellica!!!

[Kev Mullins]

Kev Mullins is my name...
I'm new to the Spydie game
I bought my new Delica...
From a gal named Angelica
Now to my total fright...
I find this Spyder likes to bite
Took a chunk from my hand...
Now I've joined this sick band
That buys these Spyders both old and new...
Gee...I hope my wife hasn't a clue
Of the money I spend on these cute little gems...
That I tend to go purchase, just on a whim
My wallet lays empty as a hollowed out log...
Don't know where I'll get the money to even feed my dog
My cat will starve, my children will mow...
Just so I can go buy another Spyderco!

[CalypsoKid]

There was a man from Nantucket,
With a Spyderco so sharp he couldn't touch it,
One day, it slipped in his hand,
Now when he pee's, he don't stand,
But he sits like a girl on the tarlet.

~C

Edited by - CalypsoKid on 6/14/2002 10:17:58 AM

[kraziekurtis]

<b><i>
There was a man from Nantucket,
With a Spyderco so sharp he couldn't touch it,
One day it slipped in his hand,
Now when he pee's, he don't stand,
But he sits like a girl from Nantucket.</i></b>



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