"Warning Labels"

[coffeeman]

"may be a risk for stomach bleeding"

but the best,

This product is highly addictive.

Do not discontinue without informing your physician first

[Mariner]

Should not be used while open to scratch any body part that itches :eek: .

Not for use by those who don't enjoy splitting hairs :D .

Ownership and/or use by jerks is strictly forbidden by the manufacturer .

This knife comes with a better warranty than you do, and will likely last longer. Your Will should be amended accordingly.

[Stuart Ackerman]

A simple label with three sentences...

Designed by Glesser, Made with Care.. :)
Used by Professionals, Enthusiasts, Knife Nuts, and occasionally,... Idiots. :D
Which are you? :D

[JDEE]

Interesting! I note that the Civilian has a warning on it along the lines of not to be used for everyday cutting or something like that.

I have noticed the cheaper the knife the stronger the warning of "Careful this knife is sharp" of course its not in most circumstances. Also what about those ebay sellers who state "this knife is very sharp" which automatically tells you it is not.

[Irish Lager]

i was digging around in the archives a bit and stumbled across this thread. i always thought it was good for a laugh, thought some of the newer members might enjoy it.
J

[Dr. Snubnose]

Thanks for the old laugh Knifebro!.....Doc :D

[ozspyder]

WARNING: Buying this may cause you to get hungry

WARNING: Please consult SWMBO when considering buying

WARNING: Do not consult SWMBO if you want to retain your manhood (LOL SWMBO usually reads this as the opposite :D )

WARNING: Buying this will seriously impair your future financial judgement. Consult your tax agent

[Agent Starling]

Warning: Knife is not idiot-proof.

Warning: May be habit-forming. Use at own risk.

Caution: Don't say we told you so! :p


Agent Starling :D

[SoCal Operator]

WARNING: You have just purchased Spyderco's Warren Thomas Karambit™. It will cut you. Be advised that no amount of caution or skill will prevent this. Do not taunt the knife. Check that the knife is kept in a locked box at night. Do not visually inspect the knife without proper eye protection. Do not allow the knife to be in the same room with small children. Users of this knife acknowledge the SEVERE RISK OF CASTRATION involved with it's use. If knife begins grinning at you, close it immediately and dispose of in the nearest uranium-lined box. Putting your pinky finger through the handle ring may cause you to become invisible. While this can be cause for celebration and shenanigans, please note that it will draw attention from the Dark Lord Sauron, whose hellish minions will pursue you to the ends of the earth until your corpse lies decaying on the forsaken crags of Mordor. To prevent this, it is necessary to distroy the knife by dropping it in the fiery belly of Mt. Doom. Spyderco™ Knives and Accessories wishes you good luck and thanks you for choosing their product.