Mall Ninjas

AllenETreat · #21

your mind is your primary weapon

un-official Special Forces creed.

Michael Cook · #22

:spyder: I remember this guy from "glock talk" :rolleyes: It's a true tough guy who's willing to catch .308 rounds with his chest :rolleyes: :spyder:

jugg2 · #23

OMG! I thought I was gonna be sick! That is so ridiculous, I have never read anything so funny in my life. LMAO

SoCal Operator · #24

Some of you anti-mall ninja types might get a kick out of this. You have to be logged in to see the pictures.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showt ... p?t=516105

SimpleIsGood229 · #25

44%! What the heck?! Was it because I picked the Beretta 93R? I don't like the Smith, the Glock, or the P9S. I feel sham'd! :p

JBE · #26

44%? :eek:

There's a mall ninja in our midst! :p

SimpleIsGood229 · #27

I scared myself with that one! :p

Geegolly · #28

Gecko45 also went by gunkid. He plauged most of the gun forums. Most think he went by other screen names also.

There was a huge post about him on THR. I'll have to find the link when I get home, since THR is banned at work.

rocketbomb · #29

"I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls."

He can wear the special helmets and jackets, too.

Blackhair · #30

That thread cracked... me... up! :D :D

I have to wonder if the guy was purposely just blowing smoke to make an interesting thread, or if he was actually trying to convince people that he was a Special-ops security ninja guard. :p

SoCal Operator · #31

Blackhair wrote: I have to wonder if the guy was purposely just blowing smoke to make an interesting thread, or if he was actually trying to convince people that he was a Special-ops security ninja guard. :p

There is much debate on that subject. Some people believe that he was a troll in the purest sense, and he was just BSing innocent people on gun forums to get a rise out of it. There's a website run by some folks claiming to have collectively written all of his posts, but they have no real proof. I think he's real, and he's out there somewhere. Waiting..........in the shadows.....

Geegolly · #32

I believe he was just blowing smoke. Lol, he used to talk about TEOTWAWKI situations and about his tactical wheel barrel and his tricked out 22.

I wish I could find that post on THR, but If I remember correctly, someone found out who he was in RL. And I thought he was doing some time for some petty crimes.

EDIT
The Ultimate Mall Ninjas

The Ultimate Mall Ninja AR

Here is a link for more info about gunkid
http://xavierthoughts.blogspot.com/2006 ... unkid.html

SoCal Operator · #33

It's really funny you brought up EXTREME SHOCK, as they're owned by the same marketing firm that pinches out DarkOps "knives".

Echo63 · #34

Geegolly wrote: The Ultimate Mall Ninja AR

isnt that PK from surefire with that AR ???

SoCal Operator · #35

Yea, it does look a lot like him. Geegolly, where'd you get that picture?

jaislandboy · #36

hey thanks JBE.... I needed that :D
As others have said Priceless :p

"I am not a ninja, merely a student of the art of Ninjitsu, and I prefer not to have status such as “Ninja” laid upon me, for as yet I am unworthy of the title. I will be completing my ninjisu training in a little over 8 months, and then I will be a Master of Ninjitsu, a true “Ninja”. But it is not my martial arts skills that make me so vital to the security of the mall, it is my tactical and strategic skills honed by years of intens on-site on the job training. My weapons skills are the envy of the squad, and I think that with my expertise I ought to be able to choose an effective and reliab;e weapon for CQC and urban combat, whicch is why I chose SW, the MP5’s are junk comparatively."

Geegolly · #37

from someone over at THR