Got a Favorite Movie or Television Line?

[fairbrook]

"don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone i love" - annie hall

[JspyEDC]

A Few Good Men
written by Aaron Sorkin



Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a **** what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: You're gdamn right I did!!

[cobrajoe]

GREAT movie.
Another great movie? Snatch. Tons of great lines.

...

And theres ever so more that I can't quite recall at the moment.

Tommy: Are you sayin' I can't shoot?
Turkish: No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. I'm saying that six-pound piece of s*** stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of f***ing peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

Great Movie :D

[mikebandw186]

It won't make much sense unless you actually see the episode, But from "The Office":

"**** It Michael!" (after the boss uses a lift to put a box on a shelf and knocks the entire line of shelves over, his worker yells that at him with such conviction it's amazingly funny)

Or The Whole Liter o' Cola Part from Super Troopers. that was hilarious

[charge]

Richard....what'd you do?? - Tommy Boy

[rolyat1978]

"We've got a bogey on our six and he's got tone!" -Lt. Tom Kazanski Ret.(Val Kilmer, SNL)

"It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. **** it." -Capt Murphy, Sealab 2021

"I don't want to go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy
makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fullton at
the First Battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenistrates it's like Raskolnikov fillibuster deoxymonohydroxinate." -Dennis Miller, Family Guy
"What the **** does rant mean?" -Peter Griffin, Family guy

[OrangeJoe]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[OrangeJoe]

What in heavens name brougth you to Casablanca ?

-My health . I came here for the waters .

Waters? What waters? We are in the desert!

-I was misinformed .

[hornshwangler]

Forrest Gump: Mama always said, dying was a part of life.

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: [mildly irritated, but understanding] Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!

Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.

Forrest Gump: I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.

[hornshwangler]

Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, George... not the livestock.

Ulysses Everett McGill: You ever been with a woman?
Delmar O'Donnell: I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.

Ulysses Everett McGill: You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

Ulysses Everett McGill: ****! We're in a tight spot!

Delmar O'Donnell: Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.

George Nelson: Jesus saves, George Nelson withdraws!

Pappy O'Daniel: Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.

Washington Hogwallop: I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I think it's startin' to turn.

[hornshwangler]

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: ****, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

The Dude: That rug really tied the room together

The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Jesus Quintana: Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Malibu Police Chief: I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior and I don't like you... jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
The Dude: [long pause] I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

The Stranger: I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.

The Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

The Dude: Well, I still jerk off manually.

The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?

The Dude: I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.

[tonydahose]

this line from full metal jacket http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id ... ead_em.wav
and this is one we quote at the firehouse all the time from tom hanks in catch me if you can

knock, knock
who's there?
GO F#CK YOURSELF!

not pc but i dont care. :cool:




i found this for you full metal jacket fans http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/1889/

[fyunchclick]

Pretty much every word uttered by Ben Kingsley and Ian McShane in Sexy Beast.

Teddy Bass (McShane): What are you staring at?
Harry: The back of your head.
Teddy Bass: Well don't. Stare at the back of your own f**king head.

Don Logan (Kingsley): You think this is the Wheel of Fortune? You make your dough and f**k off? Thanks, Don. See you, Don Off to Spain, Don. F**k off, Don. Lie in your pool laughing at me, d'you think I'll have that? You think I'll have that, ya ponce? All right, I'll make it easy. God, you're f**king trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question. Yes or no?
Gal Dove (Winstone): Don...
Don Logan: Say it.
Gal Dove: No.
Don Logan: Yes. F**k off, w*nker, you're doin' it.

Don Logan: But quite frankly your attitude appalls me. It's not what you're saying. It's all this stuff you're not saying. Insinnuendos.

[Stevie Ray]

"A man's gotta know his limitations ..." Dirty Harry .. a.k.a. Clint Eastwood

[Civilian]

"they sell Cadiliacs in Canada, and they come with prostitutes that look like schoolgirls" is close to what Al Bundy said.

[charge]

"Is this sh!t regulation......this sh!t aint regulation"

Woody Harrelson in White Men Cant Jump asking about the rim height while attempting to dunk a basketball.

My brother and I use that one alot. We actually try to have conversations using only movie quotes.

charge

[jujigatame]

Just watched one of my favorite movies tonight, inspired me to post this bit.

Swimming With Sharks stars Kevin Spacey as Buddy Ackerman, a big time Hollywood producer & the boss from ****, and Frank Whaley as Guy, Buddy's new assistant. This exchange takes place during Guy's first day on the job when he gets Buddy a cup of coffee.

Buddy: Excuse me, what is this?

Guy: Sweet and Low.

Buddy: No. This is not Sweet and Low, this is Equal. Blue packet. Sweet and Low is pink. See? Equal, blue. Sweet and Low, pink. It’s not the same thing is it?

Guy: Well, I think they both contain…

Buddy: What Equal contains is not my concern here. I don’t care if it has f*cking fairy dust in it. What I am concerned with is detail. I asked you to bring me a packet of Sweet and Low and you bring me back Equal. That isn’t what I asked for, that isn’t what I wanted, that isn’t what I needed and that sh*t isn’t gonna work around here.

Guy: I just thought…

Buddy: You thought. Do me a f*cking favor. Shut up, listen and learn. Look I know that this is your first day and you don’t really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You…have….no…brain. No judgments calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for packet of Sweet and Low, that’s what I want. And it is your responsibility now to see that I get what I want. Am I clear?


If you like a dark comedy with some drama, I recommend this film. Spacey is great.

[Fred Sanford]

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

The Shawshank Redemption, 1994

Tim Robbins as Shawshank inmate Andy Dufresne; Morgan Freeman as inmate Ellis “Red” Redding

Context: Andy says this to Red first, before he escapes from Shawshank Prison; Red says it later, embracing his own freedom.