I kid you not...most accidental cuts to the hand occur on Sunday morning. My physician told me this when I was getting my stitches removed (see previous thread, "None of you would be this foolish"). He had recently read a medical journal article on this topic. Wanna guess *why*? I made multiple guesses but couldn't come up with the answer. Can you?
I'll be back to post the answer in a day or two. I'll be awarding a hundred "Bolster Points" to whomever guesses closest to the answer, or whomever is first to guess correctly. ("Bolster Points," I should inform you, are completely worthless, but also extremely rare, since I've never handed any out before. And I know how much you collectors like rare stuff.)
Most Hand Lacerations Occur on Sunday Morning
Most Hand Lacerations Occur on Sunday Morning
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I should have added, "lacerations due to using a knife." Yeah, we may cut our coupons with knives but most people use scissors. You'll have to think like a sheeple to guess the answer. Most people cutting themselves aren't knife knuts.
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Cause the male sheeple have to prove their worth in the kitchen once a week?
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Cutting your arm off as to not wake up that "beautiful" girl you left the bar with????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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hang over double vision see 2 hands and cut the rite one :p :D
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we have a winner!!!!! :D :DCRS wrote:Cutting your arm off as to not wake up that "beautiful" girl you left the bar with????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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hahahaha! -- good one! :D
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ROTFL! These are some of the funniest answers imagineable! I'll post what my physician told me tomorrow, but you've got him beat for entertainment purposes. I had no idea this list had all these stand-up comedians on it! Seriously out-of-breath laugh-till-it-hurts funny! Who needs TV?!? What a hoot!
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