Best Bumper sticker you ever saw

[The Deacon]

Java, the terrorist one had me cracking up. Do wish I could figure out how to do what Snopes does with their pictures. It took me a while to figure out what a green "happy face" had to do with Kern County and urban legends. Finally checked the properties, and found the "real" photo on snopes.

[WhyNot]

Awesome thread!
My favorites so far are:

"no virgins, no terrorism"

Insanity is inheritable, you get it from your children.

If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

At some point of my life I had to drive in New York for a living... Reading bumper stickers became addictive really fast. Once I saw something like "Nobody is Ugly after 1am". Almost caused an accident... :D
WhyNot

[java]

good ones Java... I like this one, "My mother was a moonshiner, but I love her still."
Here's another one that a friend of mine's older brother had on his truck...

I like cats... dead ones.

LOL!

I used to have a frame around my front plate that proclaimed, "Cats Flattened While You Wait!".


but I really like cats too......go figure :confused:



:D
J

[griff76]

A dairyman I used to know had a bumper sticker that said "Get high on milk, our cows are on grass"

More:
"Guns don't kill people, people with cellphones do"

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

"What if the whole world farted at once?"

"Don't drink and park, accidents cause people"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Puke and your on your own."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute, honey!"

"Make it idiot proof and somebody will make a better idiot."

[snuffaluff]

lol... these are good... i need to get some of these hahahaha

One my grandfather had on his truck... "If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"

[EricJohn]

I saw a very (potentially to some...) offensive one:

Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church.


Quite possibly the best, was a beat-to-**** 80-something Ford Escort that had been severely rear-ended. Hanging in the back windshield was one of those yellow "Baby on Board" signs, with this bumper sticker on the smashed- up rear bumper: Drive it like you stole it.

Kinda makes you feel for the poor kid!

Another good one was: Driver carries less than $20.00 in remorse.

[WhyNot]

Just got another book by Massad Ayoob. The seller included this bumber sticker as a freebie...
It might not be The Best, but right on the money!
And No, gun and ammunition have not been included :D
WhyNot

[snuffaluff]

good one why

[Jonny8642]

Remember when the Thought Police raised an outcry about the:
"My kid beat up your honor student" bumperstickers?

Kind of going along with this one I saw was. "my juvenile delinquent impregnated your honor roll daughter" or my all time favorite "I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving" and for the military folk out there one of the general contractors I met had a USMC sticker that said. "dieing of natural causes is for p***ies!! USMC" Yes when traveling the country you get to see some pretty funny and offensive bumper stickers. I know theres more out there that I've seen that were funny, but I can't remember all of them right now.

[snuffaluff]

I just saw one in the gun shop that read:

If 10% is good enough for God, it's good enough for the IRS

hahahaha

[Tracer]

I stumbled on this thread and felt I had to contribute, humour me.

This one used to come to mind quite often:

"No matter how hot she is; someone is tired of her $***"

Another one, maybe not funny but probably true:

"If voting could change anything it'd be illegal"

Tracer

[bigkahunasix]

How about "Don't taze me, Bro!"

[rolyat1978]

"Don't argue with her, dick her"


Play on words: Dicker-to barter, compromise...



not my fav, but most of those have already been posted...

[mikewww]

"Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus"

[Davis61381]

'Jack Russells are football shaped for a reason'

[Michael Cook]

:spyder: Pic of Dick Cheney with "you can't just shoot people in the face."

or, Cat:the other white meat. :spyder:

[malice4you]

This vehicle is protected by an antitheft thermonuclear device. (on the windows)

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Someone already posted my fav though - if you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk.

[The CoPilot]

My favorite:

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."

[Spyderwings]

I know this is an old thread, but I just saw a great bumper sticker the other day.

"Vegetarian: The old Indian word for Bad Hunter"

[The CoPilot]

One of the best I ever saw was:

"Keep Honking......I'm Reloading." :D