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Redneck Medical Terms

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Redneck Medical Terms

Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome .
Catscan..................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................A sheep dog.
Coma.......................A punctuation mark.
D&C........................Where Washington is.
Dilate......................To live long.
Enema.....................Not a friend.
Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula......................A small lie.
G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................I knew it.
Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.......A letter carrier.
Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.
Rectum..................**** near killed him.
Secretion...............Hiding something
Seizure...................Roman emperor.
Tablet....................A small table.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor....................More than one.
Urine.....................Opposite of mine.
Varicose.................Near by/close by.

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More than half of any profession is learning the lingo.
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Boy howdy Doc, y'all jest wate till I tell my granny. You is in fer a wuppin' then a big dose of "tonic" fer makin fun of the sacrid medical perfessin.
Yep, you and Zen just wate till she gets back from doctorin that mule. :D
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Rectum? **** near killed 'em.

Thats a punchline to a joke I can't remember.
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Halfneck wrote:Rectum? **** near killed 'em.

Thats a punchline to a joke I can't remember.
Exactly what I was wondering. Great punchline though :D


Is it funny or sad that I've actually used some of those words for those meanings?
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The teacher asks the class what they did on the week-end.

Johnny : " Miss, yesterday we let off a firecracker in my dog's *** !"

Teacher : " Johnny !! Your language ! Rectum. "

Johnny : " Rectum ? **** near killed him !"
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Thanks for the fun guys :D :D :D
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