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I Pray Heaven to Bestow The Best of Blessing on THIS HOUSE, and on ALL that shall hereafter Inhabit it. May none but Honest and Wise Men ever rule under This Roof! (John Adams regarding the White House)

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Else, wherefore born?" (Tennyson)


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Why did the blond sprinkle sugar on her pillow on New Year’s Eve? So she could start the year with sweet dreams!
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My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating… starting tomorrow.
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Doc Dan wrote: ↑
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:rofl :rofl :rofl Too funny !
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Manixguy@1994 wrote: ↑
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:rofl :rofl :rofl Too funny !

That quote is totally bogus!

It was said by Abraham Lincoln, not Will Shakespeare !!!

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Hahahaha! It has to be true! I got it off of the internet!
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Thanks ! :zany The song is bouncing around in my brain all morning ! :squinting-tongue Dan
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Manixguy@1994 wrote: ↑
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Thanks ! :zany The song is bouncing around in my brain all morning ! :squinting-tongue Dan
I'll be it feels good to be out of the rain. :winking-tongue
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Else, wherefore born?" (Tennyson)


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