Family friendly jokes

[Manixguy@1994]

[Doc Dan]

If your wife is talking to you, use active listening by asking questions and she will appreciate you. For instance, if she says she is going to have a chin tuck, ask her which one.

[Manixguy@1994]

[Doc Dan]

A study just released says that if you drink coffee in the nude you're much less likely to spill it.

[Doc Dan]

[Doc Dan]

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

[Pacu0420]

“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them” – Abraham Lincoln

Love it! LMOL!!

[Scandi Grind]

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

This is so good!

[Doc Dan]

[Doc Dan]

[Manixguy@1994]

Love his work ! Dan

[Doc Dan]

A teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect, for which I am eternally grapefruit.

[Paul Ardbeg]

[Doc Dan]

Our marriage guidance counsellor said we needed to talk about the elephant in the room. I turned to my wife and said: ‘See, even she thinks you’re fat!’

[Pacu0420]

Our marriage guidance counsellor said we needed to talk about the elephant in the room. I turned to my wife and said: ‘See, even she thinks you’re fat!’

Oh man...so bad, it's good!

[Doc Dan]

I was fired today thanks to Elon! My team was so close to solving how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! $25 million down the drain! Now we will NEVER know!

[Manixguy@1994]

[Manixguy@1994]

[Manixguy@1994]