Mission accomplished. :Dclovisc wrote:jeez -- we totally hijacked shahiq's thread!!!!!!
Got the guts to play this exciting & competetive game ?
- Jim Malone
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is that like a pun intended? Always dangerous to put "hijacked " and "shahiq" in one sentence!
THIS IS A JOKE ( jeeez we are sounding like Mc Donalds, "we sell HOT coffee"!)
I hope :spyder: doesn't start engraving their blades with
" read owners manual and get professional training before using this product"
" always point the sharp point towards an object you do NOT wan't to stab"
"The sharp point can cause pain, serious injury or even death when used in a way not described in the owners manual"
" always remember that this product is capable of cutting, piercing, slashing even when closed and confined in a closed container"
"WARNING sharp edges"
"for entertainment purpose only"
" the use of this product can leed to poverty, social isolation, marital problems, and general feeling of disconfort after prolongued use"
" using this product while operating a vehicle can cause accidents"
"keep away from children, old people, mentally unstable people, or people who have poor judgement"
" do not throw away the recipient you found the knife in without prior knowledge of the rightfull owner "
"ALWAYS wear a safety helmet, cut resistant gloves, clothing, boots and eye protection before operating this cutting tool"
"this is an adult toy"
"not to be used for grooming genital area's" :D
THIS IS A JOKE ( jeeez we are sounding like Mc Donalds, "we sell HOT coffee"!)
I hope :spyder: doesn't start engraving their blades with
" read owners manual and get professional training before using this product"
" always point the sharp point towards an object you do NOT wan't to stab"
"The sharp point can cause pain, serious injury or even death when used in a way not described in the owners manual"
" always remember that this product is capable of cutting, piercing, slashing even when closed and confined in a closed container"
"WARNING sharp edges"
"for entertainment purpose only"
" the use of this product can leed to poverty, social isolation, marital problems, and general feeling of disconfort after prolongued use"
" using this product while operating a vehicle can cause accidents"
"keep away from children, old people, mentally unstable people, or people who have poor judgement"
" do not throw away the recipient you found the knife in without prior knowledge of the rightfull owner "
"ALWAYS wear a safety helmet, cut resistant gloves, clothing, boots and eye protection before operating this cutting tool"
"this is an adult toy"
"not to be used for grooming genital area's" :D
It's better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6
- silverback
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When spelunking you often encounter steep parts along the way where you have to use ropes and climbing gear. Never forget to take your trusty Assist with you to cut tangled lines in an emergency! It's also useful when encountering vampire bats! :eek:
Unlike ticks they can't be twisted to remove, that would take a big chunk out of you, far away from medical help. Just carefully pry them away with your knife. :D
Unlike ticks they can't be twisted to remove, that would take a big chunk out of you, far away from medical help. Just carefully pry them away with your knife. :D
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. -George Bernard Shaw
Go is a pursuit of such value that one can devote a lifetime to it and have nothing to regret. Why not, then, challenge the limit of your powers. -Toshiro Kageyama 7-Dan
Go is a pursuit of such value that one can devote a lifetime to it and have nothing to regret. Why not, then, challenge the limit of your powers. -Toshiro Kageyama 7-Dan