IF WALLETS COULD TALK....

[Traditional.Sharpening]

What would yours say about your Spyderco habit/obsession??

[Mushroom]

My wallet would speak with its hands… actually just one finger on each hand, would be all it needs.

[olditguy]

My wallet is much more quiet about it then my lovely bride!

[Stas]

He would thank me for keeping him slim and fit.

He knows well if he’ll be rude, I’ll replace him with Cricket money clip.

[Netherend]

Where are the brakes?

[Evil D]

Mine would say it rarely gets called into action but it's usually pretty expensive when it does.


I usually buy in pairs.

[legOFwhat?]

Same 5 words my wife tells me... Get off me you're heavy!

[Sharp Guy]

Mine says OUCH!!!!!

[ramblinwreck]

You’re cutting a whole in your pocket instead of burning one!

[cjk]

My wallet would speak with its hands… actually just one finger on each hand, would be all it needs.

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[troutinCO]

My wallet says: "Ahhhhhhhhh! AHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
It will carry on like that for a while..... Fortunately I have calmed down on the Spyderco knives so it has been calmer.

[ladybug93]

when mine starts talking back, i just starve it more until it falls in line.

[mikey177]

Mine would say, "How many hands do you have anyway?!"

[prndltech]

My wallet would be happy that I don’t have 73 of them. But I also don’t use a wallet. All I have is my drivers license and a debit card. I’m one of those weird folks that still likes to carry some cash.

[Traditional.Sharpening]

[prndltech]

I guess I really didn’t answer the question… so I’d say “notta **** thang if it knows what’s good for it”

[Manixguy@1994]

[Naperville]

"Empty-Wallet" should be my login username for Fidelity Investments.

If it's not knives, it's tennis equipment, skiing equipment, high end stereos and computers, motorcycles or sports cars and related upgrades and accessories.

[shunsui]

It would complain about frivolous purchases adding up, and I would remind it that in a balanced investment portfolio you want something you can trade for a can of beans if things go badly.

[JSumm]

Well said Dan. Well said. That is how I feel when I look at it after teenagers and this thing called life.