WINNER!! of the Spyderco Limerick Contest

[Dr. Snubnose]

The Winner of the Spyderco Limerick Contest as Picked by Forum Members is:
CHART :D Congrats for the great Limerick...PM me your snail mail addy Chart I have a FRN CE DELICA with your name on it....Thanks everyone for the Limericks, Fun and the time you took to make the Votes....Doc :D

The Winner Limerick by Chart
Love and a Spydie":

Such is the source of marital strife:
“I do promise to love you for life!
With you I’m so smitten.
Please help me! I’m bitten!”
This I said to my Spydie not wife!

I thought her to be out on that night
With her friends in the bright city light.
But a change in the plan
Sent her back to her man.
Outside the door she stood out of sight.

Somehow she thought: “He has a lover.
He’s not even trying to hide her.”
But up there in our room
Defending against gloom
I was talking out loud to my Spyder!

“You’re lovely in black, gorgeous in blue.
You do all that I ask you to do.
Your fit and your finish…”
“You’re fit and you’re Finnish…”
She heard in the adulterous view.

(But I know Golden was the place of her birth,
And more generally dear Planet Earth
It’s here Eric and Sal
Turn out my little pal
And they sell it for less than it's worth.)

"A touch of lube here, a dab right there
Makes my pleasure without any care.
Oh, your sweet walk and talk
Oh, your famous ball-lock
I'm so happy! I'm walking on air!"

“With you at my side I become whole.
Your beauty cuts straight to my soul.
When it rains and it muds
I suppose I like studs,
But I die for your patented hole!”

“Enough!” came the cry, down came the door.
“This is the end for you and your whore!”
But when startled to see
Just my Dodo and me,
Howling, laughing, she rolled 'cross the floor.

She says "I understand your love, Stan.
Just know women can lust like a man.
We share the addiction,
We share the affliction.
None moves me like my Catcherman can!"

Together: "My blade's perfect you see.
Beautiful ergos. Gentility.
Yet sharp as a razor
It cuts like a laser.
It’s not just a knife...It’s a Spydie!"

[ghostrider]

Congratulations Chart. Nice work.

[Stuart Ackerman]

I think I said this one would take it...
Well Done Chart :)

Thanks to Dr Snubnose for the gift... :)

[clovisc]

congrats! it was a great contest!

[thenick]

wow :)

congrats

you really got the rhymes :D

[Vincent]

congrats man,

[bigcat]

WOW!!!That CHART is some poet.

BigCat

[DAYWALKER]

Right on Dr. Snubnose!

Hats off to you for another great contest!

Congrats also to Chart...

God bless :cool:

[David Lowry]

What good stuff. :)

Thanks Dr. Snubnose!

Enjoy the Delica Chart. Great Limerick(s).

:)

[The Deacon]

Congrats Chart! Enjoy your new knife! Thanks for an interesting contest Dr. Snubnose.

[dialex]

Congratulations. Unfortunately, conceiving a limmerick is something far beyond my humble knowledge of English :o

[Rob]

Congratulations, Chart!

That was a funny contest :)

Cheers, Rob

[chart]

Thank you very much, Doc! :) This is very kind and generous of you and the contest was a great idea and a lot of fun! :D There were many great entries and I’m honored to win. Thank you very much to everyone for the kind words and congratulations and for voting for my limerick - I’m very pleased if it provided some small measure of enjoyment. I really enjoyed reading all the entries. What a great group and forum! :D Thank you again, Doc!

Ray