Sal: *tells us his actual life story*sal wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 11:58 pmFunny subject. Just "Talkin' Story",
When Chris and Eric were just kids, I told them that I was not from the planet earth. That I was born on the 4th moon of Jupiter, called Ganymede. Saltu crater is just north of the equator on Ganymede. On Ganymede, everyone had to go through a series of tests and then go before the council to judge their success.
My task was to come to the planet Earth and find 100 totally honest souls. I came here, looked down saw all the people and went back to report success. The council, said that I had failed. That you can't tell a totally honest soul just by looking. You have to go down to the planet and live among the Earthlings to know if they are totally honest souls. And I've been here for 45 years and I'm still looking.....................
sal
Everyone: see, he's totally human!
The truth: model names (Delica, Endura, Manix, etc.) Are all names of space ships from Ganymede.