Spyderco = World Domination

[crahen]

I've figured out what is going on! Spyderco is out to take over the world :eek:

Stop and think about it. Something new comes out we fall over ourselves to get it. New version of an old model, same thing. Big Sal talks, we listen. Anything with a Spyder on it we buy. If Big Sal says "This is the way things will be..." we say "YES SIR". We follow!

I think, no, I know, If Big Sal and the Gang of Spyders packed up and moved to Mars we would all follow! (There is a big untapped market on Mars. Though I'm not sure how the Martians will open Spydercos with no thumbs :confused: )

This is how it will all go down; When Mars is aligned with Uranus, Big Sal will announce that we will get no more Spyderco knives or Spyder Stuff unless we all pack up and move to Golden, Colorado. Then he will declare the formation of the country of Spydercovia. Then it's just a matter of time for Spydercovia to become the most powerful country on Earth :eek:

The wise will listen to what I have to say. The voices in my head have never been wrong!

Long Live Spydercovia!

[the boy]

Sounds pretty good. Wouldn't mind living in Spydercovia. Think about it we don't have to pay shipping for our spyders. :D


Tim

[Delica_Nut]

The rest of the world will be amazed at how sharp we are in Spydercovia!

We are at odds with the evil people in Benchmadia. :D

:spyder:

[crahen]

The rest of the world will be amazed at how sharp we are in Spydercovia!

We are at odds with the evil people in Benchmadia. :D

:spyder:

YES! And we must show our colors!

We need someone to design a Spydercovia flag!

[the boy]

Heres a flag I made on paint.

Tim

[Simona]

:p ..and what this one?

[fredswartz]

Crayhen:
You must be smoking some powerful stuff!

[clovisc]

i hear that in spydercovia, you get arrested if you're ever caught NOT carrying an auto, a butterfly, and a "conceiled" knife with a blade over 5.5 inches!

[crahen]

:p ..and what this one?

Looks great! I'd be proud to serve under those colors!

And by the way - It's a pleasure to meet you Simona. I've read a lot of good things about you!

[Jimmy_Dean]

what's the joyful girl doing around here? And doind cool stuff again?
glad to see you back!

btw, resistance is futile, all we can do is follow the leader :)

-Dean

[i.v]

the martians can use knives with flippers :D

[Stuart Ackerman]

We Martians use SpydieThoughtControlledOpeners now. You will all have to wait a while before Sal thinks of it!

[Slvgx]

Welcome back Sia!

[crahen]

Spyderco needs to get that Simona designed flag made up as yard flags. Seriously

[berzerker]

I'd love to see Simona's flag made into a patch for my patch vest.

[crahen]

A patch?! Never thought about that. Hey, that's a great idea :D

[JD Spydo]

Simona, Simona wherefore art thou Simona. I knew you would come to our beckoned call. As far as Spydercovia is concerned: Where do I fill out my citizenship papers. I am also ready to take my oath. :D

[CutEngineer]

We Martians use SpydieThoughtControlledOpeners now. You will all have to wait a while before Sal thinks of it!

Would that mean you... have a hole in the head?

[Stuart Ackerman]

12 holes actually, but it dozen matter !!! :D

[DAYWALKER]

Aloha crahen!!!

Well, my pal King Of Mars made a joke once that I totally walked into when i told him once that while I was in riot gear, I grabbed a helmet that was too big for me and I looked like Marvin The Martian...Boy, I will NEVER live this one down! :D

So...I guess here I am, ready for the trip! OBTW, Nice flag Simona!!!

God bless :cool: