Knife insurance

[holeshot]

Let me answer your question no I never suggest to break the law insurances get paid every month so is completely ok if you lost your knife at work or somewhere like school or church where yo go every day or so and you have your knife signed someone found it and didn't return it to you that's theft so is completely ok to file under theft section of the collectibles insurance

Instead of knife insurance you might want to invest a few $ and get a copy of this. :)

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[gmhauy]

Let me answer your question no I never suggest to break the law insurances get paid every month so is completely ok if you lost your knife at work or somewhere like school or church where yo go every day or so and you have your knife signed someone found it and didn't return it to you that's theft so is completely ok to file under theft section of the collectibles insurance

Dude, I am afraid there is still something I don't get in your reasoning: if you lose your knife, how do you know it's not rusting in some ditch instead of someone finding it and not returning it, therefore committing a theft (according to you)? (Since this "someone" is unlikely to know where you live just from your name on the knife).

Missing icon: scratching head.

Gerard

[gmhauy]

Let me answer your question no I never suggest to break the law insurances get paid every month so is completely ok if you lost your knife at work or somewhere like school or church where yo go every day or so and you have your knife signed someone found it and didn't return it to you that's theft so is completely ok to file under theft section of the collectibles insurance

Instead of knife insurance you might want to invest a few $ and get a copy of this. :) image.jpeg

I was about to advise on investing in a comma-equipped keyboard, complete with capital letters...

Gerard

[bearfacedkiller]

Maybe you should insure your punctuation marks. It appears as though you have lost them, or maybe they were just "stolen"?

[Bloke]

Deer OFFiser,

Make suggestion eye two ewe not make post say silly stupid shite knife tip broken stab and slash people Spyderman not blade replacement job application Spyderco not make post say more too much shite insurance fraud did not knife stolen lost yourself and tell lie before on post other one was felt sorry this fellow bloke write silly stuff jihadist fight and havaianas broken after very sad you not English language fist make apologise for you now bloke fellow embarrassment not like be had by amateur now bloke fellow little bit pissed too

You look other one people this place forum nicely politely friendly someone funny too make welcome you Mr Glesser too make welcome now application job Spyderco Mr Glesser four sure application in garbage and think OFFicer speak with forked tongue not deal from full deck sandwich short of picnic and Kangaroos loose in top paddock someone think troll too must be ashamed of self you make apologise not stupid post anymore everyone forgiveness make new welcome start new job with Spyderco everyone happy isn't it

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Deer OFFiser,

Make suggestion eye two ewe not make post say silly stupid shite knife tip broken stab and slash people Spyderman not blade replacement job application Spyderco not make post say more too much shite insurance fraud did not knife stolen lost yourself and tell lie before on post other one was felt sorry this fellow bloke write silly stuff jihadist fight and havaianas broken after very sad you not English language fist make apologise for you now bloke fellow embarrassment not like be had by amateur now bloke fellow little bit pissed too

You look other one people this place forum nicely politely friendly someone funny too make welcome you Mr Glesser too make welcome now application job Spyderco Mr Glesser four sure application in garbage and think OFFicer speak with forked tongue not deal from full deck sandwich short of picnic and Kangaroos loose in top paddock someone think troll too must be ashamed of self you make apologise not stupid post anymore everyone forgiveness make new welcome start new job with Spyderco everyone happy isn't it

Ah, I think I’m finally starting to understand Aussie. Well said.

[Calicoast]

Lol. Aussie for the win.

[demoncase]

Deer OFFiser,

Make suggestion eye two ewe not make post say silly stupid shite knife tip broken stab and slash people Spyderman not blade replacement job application Spyderco not make post say more too much shite insurance fraud did not knife stolen lost yourself and tell lie before on post other one was felt sorry this fellow bloke write silly stuff jihadist fight and havaianas broken after very sad you not English language fist make apologise for you now bloke fellow embarrassment not like be had by amateur now bloke fellow little bit pissed too

You look other one people this place forum nicely politely friendly someone funny too make welcome you Mr Glesser too make welcome now application job Spyderco Mr Glesser four sure application in garbage and think OFFicer speak with forked tongue not deal from full deck sandwich short of picnic and Kangaroos loose in top paddock someone think troll too must be ashamed of self you make apologise not stupid post anymore everyone forgiveness make new welcome start new job with Spyderco everyone happy isn't it

"Kangaroos loose in the top paddock" is going to be my go-to choice for the next month. :D

[holeshot]

Deer OFFiser,

Make suggestion eye two ewe not make post say silly stupid shite knife tip broken stab and slash people Spyderman not blade replacement job application Spyderco not make post say more too much shite insurance fraud did not knife stolen lost yourself and tell lie before on post other one was felt sorry this fellow bloke write silly stuff jihadist fight and havaianas broken after very sad you not English language fist make apologise for you now bloke fellow embarrassment not like be had by amateur now bloke fellow little bit pissed too

You look other one people this place forum nicely politely friendly someone funny too make welcome you Mr Glesser too make welcome now application job Spyderco Mr Glesser four sure application in garbage and think OFFicer speak with forked tongue not deal from full deck sandwich short of picnic and Kangaroos loose in top paddock someone think troll too must be ashamed of self you make apologise not stupid post anymore everyone forgiveness make new welcome start new job with Spyderco everyone happy isn't it

Ewesome reply! :p

[Tucson Tom]

Yeah, what he said.

It was worth the price of admission just to read all that. No could better said been.

[holeshot]

Yeah, what he said.

It was worth the price of admission just to read all that. No could better said been.

Tucson Tom you rock! :)

[standy99]

"Kangaroos loose in the top paddock" is going to be my go-to choice for the next month. :D

" Not worth a squirt of hot cockies piss on a wet road " can be next months
Happy to give you one the following month if needed :D

[anycal]

Bloke,
I’m afraid you’re going to have to formulate another apology for this one. Otherwise it is likely you will be labeled as rude, ignorant, and/or uneducated - minus the commas, slash, and maybe even period.

[ross8425]

Sandwich short of a picnic. Lol! Never heard that

[Holzfaeller]

The guy did say in another post that English is not his first language. You could show a little more respect.

[Tucson Tom]

The guy did say in another post that English is not his first language. You could show a little more respect.

It is possible that anything the fellow said is being viewed with skepticism at this point.

A few potatoes short of a dumpling.

[Holzfaeller]

I understand viewing has statements with skepticism, but his language difficulties may also be caused by mental impairment, which would also explain some of his views. Whatever the case may be, I think it's in poor taste to mock him.

[BrianMcCord]

I understand viewing has statements with skepticism, but his language difficulties may also be caused by mental impairment, which would also explain some of his views. Whatever the case may be, I think it's in poor taste to mock him.

I don't think this is a translation issue...and it is quite poor taste to assume someone is mentally impaired. I think trolling is the most likely answer.

[Bloke]

The guy did say in another post that English is not his first language. You could show a little more respect.

Hello Holzfaeller,

Thank you for the reply and I much appreciate your concern.

Many other members here too from all over the world and not one structures sentences as does Officer2516. I do not believe English is not his first language. I believe he's having fun at our expense and decided I'll play the silly game.

Am I being disrespectful? I sincerely hope not though I'm sure time will tell and I may well be left with egg on my face but I'll cross that bridge if I ever get to it and I'll gladly pay the piper then. In the meantime I do sincerely apologise to you and anyone here who may be offended because that was never my intention as it is not my intention to harass or bully anyone. It's not my nature!

Thanks again for the reply but for now at least I stand by my post.

Best Regards

Alex

[Unbrokenchain33]

Most homeowners or renters insurance policies would cover something like this