Most Noble Order of the Sock Drawer

[JSumm]

This is great!

[Cowboyfromhell]

I for one have never put my knives in my sock drawer. My knives have their own wooden machinists tool chest from harbor freight-- only like $80 bux

[bearfacedkiller]

I keep mine frozen in carbonite and buried deep in an underground safe, completely sealed off from light, humidity and any hope of actually cutting anything. That is why I spend so much time on the forum, to live vicariously through you guys and hopefully gain enough knowledge to at least pretend to present myself as a knife user all while secretly hoarding up a large and valuable knife collection that I will someday liquidate in order to buy a private island where I will finally use and enjoy the one knife I kept for myself, a $2 Spyderco knockoff from the gas station. And that is how I plan to win the knife game.

[Manixguy@1994]

(gratuitous knife pron)

Yep, L-bug, that Chef is definitely a socker.

Wow Bolster that is a 10 groan factor ! I like it .

[Manixguy@1994]

I keep mine frozen in carbonite and buried deep in an underground safe, completely sealed off from light, humidity and any hope of actually cutting anything. That is why I spend so much time on the forum, to live vicariously through you guys and hopefully gain enough knowledge to at least pretend to present myself as a knife user all while secretly hoarding up a large and valuable knife collection that I will someday liquidate in order to buy a private island where I will finally use and enjoy the one knife I kept for myself, a $2 Spyderco knockoff from the gas station. And that is how I plan to win the knife game.

I understand completely . Feeding and caring for my alligators in my moat is expensive. Heating the moat this time of year is astronomical and I don’t even want to talk about my Vet bills .

[Bolster]

I keep mine frozen in carbonite and buried deep in an underground safe, completely sealed off from light, humidity and any hope of actually cutting anything. That is why I spend so much time on the forum, to live vicariously through you guys and hopefully gain enough knowledge to at least pretend to present myself as a knife user all while secretly hoarding up a large and valuable knife collection that I will someday liquidate in order to buy a private island where I will finally use and enjoy the one knife I kept for myself, a $2 Spyderco knockoff from the gas station. And that is how I plan to win the knife game.

I understand completely . Feeding and caring for my alligators in my moat is expensive. Heating the moat this time of year is astronomical and I don’t even want to talk about my Vet bills .

Wow, you guys are geniuses. I'm glad we have members like you showing the way. Would post more, but I need to get back to digging my moat.

[JSumm]

I for one have never put my knives in my sock drawer. My knives have their own wooden machinists tool chest from harbor freight-- only like $80 bux

I would really implore you to try it for a trial period. Mine started off in the underwear drawer, but after testing this week I will say my eyes have been opened. They are quite protected in there and the socks do a great job holding back humidity from the non-stainless steels. If you drop one during the very rare removal while holding it over the drawer, no worries. The socks will soften the blow.

[Manixguy@1994]

I for one have never put my knives in my sock drawer. My knives have their own wooden machinists tool chest from harbor freight-- only like $80 bux

I would really implore you to try it for a trial period. Mine started off in the underwear drawer, but after testing this week I will say my eyes have been opened. They are quite protected in there and the socks do a great job holding back humidity from the non-stainless steels. If you drop one during the very rare removal while holding it over the drawer, no worries. The socks will soften the blow.

Like they would say on the old Laugh In show - “ Sock it to me baby “

[JRinFL]

Floating this out for a vote:

Other than the first 5 member numbers, and 007, all other numbers are available. What if we allowed members to choose their own number, except in cases where a prior claim was made. All members would need to post in this thread to claim a number and to check for prior claims. What say you all?

[Evil D]

Locked, Croc'ed and ready to ROCK

Your fatal mistake was assuming that I don't wear socks with my Crocs. Now you'll feel the wrath of my sock drawer

[bearfacedkiller]

I keep mine frozen in carbonite and buried deep in an underground safe, completely sealed off from light, humidity and any hope of actually cutting anything. That is why I spend so much time on the forum, to live vicariously through you guys and hopefully gain enough knowledge to at least pretend to present myself as a knife user all while secretly hoarding up a large and valuable knife collection that I will someday liquidate in order to buy a private island where I will finally use and enjoy the one knife I kept for myself, a $2 Spyderco knockoff from the gas station. And that is how I plan to win the knife game.

I understand completely . Feeding and caring for my alligators in my moat is expensive. Heating the moat this time of year is astronomical and I don’t even want to talk about my Vet bills .

Please tell me they have freakin’ lasers on their heads.

[Manixguy@1994]

Floating this out for a vote:

Other than the first 5 member numbers, and 007, all other numbers are available. What if we allowed members to choose their own number, except in cases where a prior claim was made. All members would need to post in this thread to claim a number and to check for prior claims. What say you all?

I think it would be completely appropriate to do it considering the rest of our quirky thinking.

[Manixguy@1994]

I keep mine frozen in carbonite and buried deep in an underground safe, completely sealed off from light, humidity and any hope of actually cutting anything. That is why I spend so much time on the forum, to live vicariously through you guys and hopefully gain enough knowledge to at least pretend to present myself as a knife user all while secretly hoarding up a large and valuable knife collection that I will someday liquidate in order to buy a private island where I will finally use and enjoy the one knife I kept for myself, a $2 Spyderco knockoff from the gas station. And that is how I plan to win the knife game.

I understand completely . Feeding and caring for my alligators in my moat is expensive. Heating the moat this time of year is astronomical and I don’t even want to talk about my Vet bills .

Please tell me they have freakin’ lasers on their heads.

I already tried it. Changing batteries was the biggest pain !

[Manixguy@1994]

Locke, Croc'ed and ready to ROCK

Your fatal mistake was assuming that I don't wear socks with my Crocs. Now you'll feel the wrath of my sock drawer

Dave ! That is a 10 on my laugh meter . Dan

[tonijedi]

I believe I was the first one to share my sock drawer photo... I'm not claiming anything, but I'd like to get membership number 11, please.

[Manixguy@1994]

I believe I was the first one to share my sock drawer photo... I'm not claiming anything, but I'd like to get membership number 11, please.

Where have you been ? Your membership is without a doubt an automatic ! Finally have the ORIGINAL in the Order ! How cool is that ! Glad to hear from you and we are indebted to you and presence!

[Kevinim82]

I keep mine frozen in carbonite and buried deep in an underground safe, completely sealed off from light, humidity and any hope of actually cutting anything. That is why I spend so much time on the forum, to live vicariously through you guys and hopefully gain enough knowledge to at least pretend to present myself as a knife user all while secretly hoarding up a large and valuable knife collection that I will someday liquidate in order to buy a private island where I will finally use and enjoy the one knife I kept for myself, a $2 Spyderco knockoff from the gas station. And that is how I plan to win the knife game.

This is the perfect plan. Bearface this is a most excellent plan.

Dear Nobel Order, I did contribute to oceansidepatricks post in a hopefully and meaningful way. I will work on moving a knife or two in the sock drawer… they have been in the cigar box so long they tell me socks are a demotion.

… I really don’t know if I have what it takes for the sock drawer.
-“serrated cut down the middle” Kevin

[Manixguy@1994]

Just when I thought things were settling down , I find a booby trap in the sock drawer ! Those evil , sneaky, conniving, ruthless Drawer Elves are out to get me and take my knives . They work under the cover of darkness , stealthy experts creating havoc in your drawers . Beware they multiply during full moons . MG2

[Evil D]

Just when I thought things were settling down , I find a booby trap in the sock drawer ! Those evil , sneaky, conniving, ruthless Drawer Elves are out to get me and take my knives . They work under the cover of darkness , stealthy experts creating havoc in your drawers . Beware they multiply during full moons . MG2

[Ramonade]

I'll just leave it here then...