Favorite movie quotes

[z4vdBt]

Can I get a large black coffee?

A what?

Large black coffee.

Do you mean a venti?

No, I mean a large.

Venti is large.

No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

A venti is a large coffee.

Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

[Doc Dan]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The Princess bride

[Jazz]

"Those aren't pillows!"

[Frozenspyder]

"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."

[MacLaren]

"Those aren't pillows!"

Yes!!!!^^^^^ One the BEST!!

[demoncase]

Leave the gun- bring the canollis.

[z4vdBt]

How can you run and plot at the same time?

The Death of Stalin (2017)

[MacLaren]

How can you run and plot at the same time?

The Death of Stalin (2017)

That was a really good movie.
Gotta love Steve Buscemi!

[z4vdBt]

Uh, I'm not very hungry. Just gimme a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream.

Grease

[legOFwhat?]

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

Hot Shots!

[z4vdBt]

You coppers just going to wait for the mayhem to start?

Mom, what's mayhem?

You'll know when you're older.

I want to know now.

Let's put that gun away..., from harm.

Mom, what's harm?

Quit bugging me. Remember when you set the cat on fire?

Yeah. Who did it this time?

Nobody.

Then where's the harm?

Knock it off.

Leviathan (2015)

A great (Russian) film! Starts out with the mom and kid and she makes the first comment. Then it's a conversation with her son.

[Ngati Pom]

“ yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” The Dude.

[z4vdBt]

How much money did you leave up there?

Like three dollars in mixed change and a couple of singles. People only get the paper or coffee this time of morning.

You're trusting.

Why do you say that?

How do you know they're taking the right amount of change? Or even paying for what they take?

Theoretically, people see money on the counter and nobody around, they think they're being watched.

Honesty through paranoia. Why do you smell like shoe polish?

Clerks (1994)

[remnar]

Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[z4vdBt]

Yes you did. You've been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?

No.

1958. It's been traveling 22 years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.

Well look, I need to know what I stand to win.

Everything.

How's that?

You stand to win everything. Call it.

All right. Heads then.

Well done. Don't put it in your pocket.

Sir?

Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.

Where do you want me to put it?

Anywhere, but not in your pocket. Or it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin..., which it is.

[z4vdBt]

Back there I can fly a gun ship, I can drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment. Back here I can't even hold a job parking cars.

R: FB

[JD Spydo]

Arnold Swartzenegger said it in Terminator II and "CHUCKY" said it in Child's Play III>>> "I'll Be BACK!!"

[z4vdBt]

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[z4vdBt]

I should've been a farmer. Since the day I was born, I should have been a farmer. I love chickens and pigs and ducks. I'm kind of fond of nanny goats I am. Oh come on, Fowler. Throw strikes.

Fowler's killing worms Pop.

Hey Fowler. Don't you know how I hate losing to the Pirates? You know Red my ma urged me to get out of this game when I was a kid, she pleaded with me. And I meant to you know what I mean? But she died.

Tough.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last place dead to the neck up ball club and I'm choking to death. Wouldn't you think that I could get a fresh drink of water after all the years I spent in this game? Red did you talk to that bastard partner of mine about the drinking fountain?

Well the Judge said he's working on it Pop.

Working on it? Son of a *****. You know the day that snake walked into this ballpark was one of the darkest days of my life Red.

[shunsui]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXYzUlv0S8