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Jeremiah Johnson

Johnson: "You smelling them Blackfeet?"
Doug Goodnuff: "No I’m locatin my horse. Dirtiest animal this side a ****."

Kels73 wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:58 pm

Dirty Harry

Inspector Callahan.

Usual.

Well the usual lunch or the usual dinner?

Well what difference does it make?

Not much.

Hey Jaffee uh, is that tan Ford still parked across in the front of the bank?

Tan Ford. Mm hmm, yeah tan Ford.

Engine running?

I don't know. How can you tell?

Exhaust fumes coming out of the tailpipe.

Uh that's awful. Look at that pollution.

So, did the conductor guy used to live here?

No. The conductor worked on the train. The station agent worked in here.

Doing what?

A lot of things. The train brought in the mail. And the agent delivered it. They sold groceries. They cut hair.

Really?

Yeah.

Are you gonna open a salon?

I'm retired, actually.

Aren't you a little young to be retired?

No, dwarves retire early. Common fact.

Yeah, lazy dwarves.

It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? lt's like, when you put your head to the grass. You can hear it growing.

https://youtu.be/RlZUH2N9S3Q

Any girl can look glamorous, all she has to do is stand still and look stupid.

- Hedy Lamarr

Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story (2017)

Um Donald Duck... has a footprint but no star. Big Bird, Woody Woodpecker, they have stars only. Clint Eastwood, he doesn't have a star. I don't know why. But Lassie and Rin Tin Tin, they've got stars. Charlie Brown doesn't have a star don't ask me why. While Homer Simpson and his family do.

You know why the chicken crossed the road? Because the road crossed the chicken.