Mad Mac wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:04 am
I have a super power.
I am invisible... to women.
Hey Mac, I have a couple of mates that say the same.
They’re silly buggers that compliment women and the women think they’re hard up creeps.
Try this, next time you’re in a bar and see a woman you fancy don’t look at her, at least don’t let her see you looking. When you’re ready for a chat just walk past on your way to the men’s, laugh and say something like “Hey darling, you wearing that dress (or shoes, jeans ...) on a dare? Keep walking, don’t wait for a reply and don’t look back, doesn’t matter what she says.
You can bet she’ll be waiting (probably pissed) for an explanation on your way back. Just laugh, tell her you were joking and her dress isn’t that bad after all but it doesn’t match her shoes and laugh some more. She’ll think you’re a strange, funny bastard and be happy to chat with you. Ask her what she’s drinking and go to the bar. Just don’t stuff it up by telling her you’re an accountant and into knives, bottle openers or any nonsense like that and don’t compliment her. Poke fun at her in a friendly way and if she starts laughing at your antics she’s yours.
Hope this helps and good luck!