I can hear him now ""YO HO BLOKE!!! and a Merry Christmas!! Well I don't know how much snow you all have down under so I won't even attempt to sing Bing Crosby's "WHITE CHRISTMAS"
I'm even doubtful if you guys even sing "JINGLE BELLS"
BLOKE Ol Buddy I'm not even sure you have "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
But what the heck I'm gonna wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas in spite of everything
However on second thought I guess you could dress up a "RED KANGAROO" like Santa Claus being that he's already RED