Spyderco PUNS

[Pelagic]

I don't know how long we can stretch this out, as it will require a fair amount of persistence, but hopefully no one will Bloke our attempts at humor. I'm heading to the beach now, i heard the water is superblue today. Sunshine is also abundant, so I'll have the cruwear sunscreen. The ocean really helps one endura hot day.

[The Meat man]

I hope you have the maxamet amount of fun possible, and remember, if you go in the water way over your head, you might see a para sharks, or even a mantra ray.

[Liquid Cobra]

Ambitious thread to say the least. Hopefully it’s not all crickets in here and the forumites post with their own spin on it. If they don’t we could always bug them by constantly bumping the thread, in a way, come to its rescue. You know, advocate for the thread to stretch to 5 or 6 pages. It would be sad if the thread went the way of the dodo. So please, be sure to post enuff to sustain the thread.

[MacLaren]

Ahhh....summertime, the dragonflys and ladybugs abound.....

[MacLaren]

Maybe this thread will offer some Sage advice.

[Sharp Guy]

I don't know how you guys do it! My brain just isn't Efficient enough to come up with puns like these.

[MacLaren]

I don't know how you guys do it! My brain just isn't Efficient enough to come up with puns like these.

Seems Proficient to me :)

[holeshot]

This thread is bugging me! :)

[Doc Dan]

I think we are all proficient enough to advocate this thread.

[Bloke]

We met a Native on the track who said to take the Southfork to Bow River.

When we got there we camped by the Waterway and were attacked by a giant Bug. Game was scarce but I was Tenacious and with Persistence dropped a Rhino which we cooked with a little Pacific Salt and a Sprig of rosemary.

Beloved Wife didn’t like it and said it was the PITS. I couldn’t Endura whinging so I packed up and said “Let’s Goanna”! :rolleyes:

[MacLaren]

Much Respect for that yarn Bloke

[Bloke]

Much Respect for that yarn Bloke

Ah, hahaha, ah, hahaha, ah, hahaha! :)

[Mad Mac]

You've crossed the Rubicon now. Everyone to their Battlestation.

[MacLaren]

No worries, I have a shotgun loaded with Rock Salt!

[MacLaren]

And, lest we forget, Myrtle has a Tighe Stick!
Now, to me, that's pure Nirvana.

[Bloke]

And, lest we forget, Myrtle has a Tighe Stick!
Now, to me, that's pure Nirvana.

Mac, you’re on fire but a little Ambitious. :p

[MichaelScott]

I asked a Lil’ Native about any rhinos in the area. He consulted the matriarch who acknowledged my persistence, said don’t be too ambitious and watch out for any military since the paras had dropped in last week and jumpmasters were in the area.

[The Meat man]

I asked a Lil’ Native about any rhinos in the area. He consulted the matriarch who acknowledged my persistence, said don’t be too ambitious and watch out for any military since the paras had dropped in last week and jumpmasters were in the area.

Would you describe the Lil native as a pygmy warrior?

[MacLaren]

And, lest we forget, Myrtle has a Tighe Stick!
Now, to me, that's pure Nirvana.

Mac, you’re on fire but a little Ambitious. :p

Lol, agreed. Temperance is needed. :)

[Bloke]

Lol, agreed. Temperance is needed. :)

Definitely! I believe in Temperance 2. :cool: