Microwave.

[[ENFORCER]]

Testing and testing, criminals arresting.
Here's a story y'all should hear, so sit right down and grab a beer!

[razorsharp]

great story..................... :p

[phillipsted]

Am I missing something? I can't see any links in your message [enforcer]...

TedP

[[ENFORCER]]

Am I missing something? I can't see any links in your message [enforcer]...

TedP

Dr Seuss, hangmans noose, if you hear a rattle somethin' may be loose!

[r small]

How do you do, you and you? It's me! It's me! It's Ernest T.

[Evil D]

I do not like my forums with spam, I do not like it, Sam I am.

I will not like spam on a post

I will not like spam on with my toast

I will not like my forums with spam

I do not like it, Sam I am.

[razorsharp]

I do not like my forums with spam, I do not like it, Sam I am.

I will not like spam on a post

I will not like spam on with my toast

I will not like my forums with spam

I do not like it, Sam I am.

Bahahahah

[BAL]

How do you do, you and you? It's me! It's me! It's Ernest T.

Old Aunt Mariah, jump in the fi-ah,
Fire too hot, jump in the pot,
Pot too black, jump in the crack,
Crack too high, jump in the sky,
Sky too blue, jump in canoe,
Canoe too shallow, jump in the tallow,
Tallow too soft, jump in the loft,
Loft too rotten, jump in the cotton,
Cotton so white she stay there all night.

[Melektau]

Poets and didnt know it make a rhyme everytime

[WMR]

When in danger, when in doubt
Run in circles, scream and shout!

[r small]

Old Aunt Mariah, jump in the fi-ah,
Fire too hot, jump in the pot,
Pot too black, jump in the crack,
Crack too high, jump in the sky,
Sky too blue, jump in canoe,
Canoe too shallow, jump in the tallow,
Tallow too soft, jump in the loft,
Loft too rotten, jump in the cotton,
Cotton so white she stay there all night.

Ernest T. Bass. The world's first rap artist.