Has the zombie apocalypse started?

chuck_roxas45 · #1

Are you guys ready?

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/mi ... ad-1-hurt/

darkstar29 · #2

Yes.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/200 ... htm?csp=hf

chuck_roxas45 · #3

Hmmm I guess, I need more knives... :D

FroOchie · #4

Man I was going to say something like "of course it started, have you seen the US Legislative branch these days?". Then I watched the video in the article and said "holy $hh" no less than 20 times. WTF, he at his eyeballs!?

chuck_roxas45 · #5

FroOchie wrote:Man I was going to say something like "of course it started, have you seen the US Legislative branch these days?". Then I watched the video in the article and said "holy $hh" no less than 20 times. WTF, he at his eyeballs!?

Wonder how they tasted. :p

FroOchie · #6

chuck_roxas45 wrote:Wonder how they tasted. :p

they're deyelicious. Raw though, I don't know... they probably pop like a hard candy with a soft center.

chuck_roxas45 · #7

FroOchie wrote:they're deyelicious. Raw though, I don't know... they probably pop like a hard candy with a soft center.

Hehehe.

Dr. Snubnose · #8

All I can say is OMG.....Doc :eek:

cubsfan1969 · #9

Something about bath salts. I'm switching back to Mr Bubble.

Evil D · #10

Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to his meal.

razorsharp · #11

Aw sheeeeeiiiit (sharpens machete )

cubsfan1969 · #12

Anonymous wrote:When they say bath salts they are referring to a drug that was being legally sold as bath salts or plant food although it's probably banned in most placed though. Mephedrone was usually the chemical in them.

No wonder it made my skin chafe.....

SpyderNut · #13

Heck yeah, I'm ready. Bring 'em on. :D Oh hey, this kind of reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:

"... I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

-- Quote from Hannibal Lecter in the movie "The Silence of the Lambs."

tr4022 · #14

The wife said the guy was munching away for something like 18 minutes before the cops shot him (no, not 17 minutes, and not 19 minutes. 18 minutes exactly!). Kind of amusing in a macabre way, but the munchee apparently was still alive as of the latest reports, but unrecognizable as human. Poor bastard.

tod

BigBill5953 · #15

SpyderNut wrote:Heck yeah, I'm ready. Bring 'em on. :D Oh hey, this kind of reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:

"... I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

-- Quote from Hannibal Lecter in the movie "The Silence of the Lambs."

The same quote is in dumb and dumber but goes more along the lines of "I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti."

chuck_roxas45 · #16

tr4022 wrote:The wife said the guy was munching away for something like 18 minutes before the cops shot him (no, not 17 minutes, and not 19 minutes. 18 minutes exactly!). Kind of amusing in a macabre way, but the munchee apparently was still alive as of the latest reports, but unrecognizable as human. Poor bastard.

tod

Don't they become zombies themselves?

Blerv · #17

I'm sure 99% of the cops out there act in a reasonable amount of time but it seems the ones in the news either shoot within 5 seconds at the drop of a hat or wait for eons to under react.

Seriously folks. If a crazy is munching away start clubbing, tasing, and do your job. I would have kidney-punched the SOB after 5 seconds. :confused:

Edit: I'm dumb. Page 2 explains why.

BAL · #18

What a world.

The Mastiff · #19

I would have kidney-punched the SOB after 5 seconds.

Not me. I've had to fight with crazies before. Give me a 300 magnum at 30 yards. :)

Joe