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Probably an internet hoax, but it is funny

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Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.

Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”


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She seems like one classy broad if its true!

I like her tats hah!
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I like the art. I know a good picture of poo when I see one.
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SolidState wrote:I like the art. I know a good picture of poo when I see one.
I have to agree. I can say without hesitation, this is hands down the best tattoo of scat I have ever seen.

I think the guy may have done her a favor. She was asking for a scene from Narnia across her back? I think that what she got might have been the artists interpretation of the original request.
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that $#!+ is a masterpiece :p
if she didnt cheat, she wouldnt be in this $#!+ of a mess XD

wow im bad LOL
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looks like sharpie to me... I agree, most likely a hoax...
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Definitely funny, probably a hoax.

If it's real maybe she can get someone to add sprinkles and a cone and make the flies look like butterflies. ;) :D
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Nothing says class like a big pile of crap. Even if it is a hoax, it's one funny story. Like the trailer park equivalent of Hawthorn's Scarlet Letter.
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Wouldn't be hard to fake it with Photoshop but sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
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The Deacon wrote:If it's real maybe she can get someone to add sprinkles and a cone and make the flies look like butterflies. ;) :D
Now that's an optimist.
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Had an exhausting day at work...But that there is some funny $h!t!!!
Thanks for making me laugh.
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A quadruple coiler - impressive! :eek:

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Thanks for a good laugh Tony.

Man! That tat stinks! :D
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I dunno, that's some what local to me and i'm fairly sure word is that this really happened. Believe me, weirder things happen in Ohio, i grew up here lol.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! even if it fake, that stuff is funny
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Sithus1966 wrote:Google and Snopes.com=Fake

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/poo.asp
Not sure which is worse, the hoax story :eek: or the knowledge that someone actually wanted that tattooed on their back. :eek: :eek:
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I wonder if it's a scratch and sniff ;)
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spyderkoholic wrote:I wonder if it's a scratch and sniff ;)
nicee!


and i love the ****** artwork....lol
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