Got a Favorite Movie or Television Line?

[JspyEDC]

"I've got a fever.... and the only presciption is more cowbell...."


-Christopher Walken

[cobrajoe]

"If you do things right, people won't know if you've done anything at all"
-God (on Futurama)

[jujigatame]

This may not be verbatim, but it's close...

"You know what's handy about being a bloke stuck in the body of a 40 year-old lactating match teacher? It takes convenience snacking to a whole new level."

-- Jeff, from the original BBC version of Coupling

[KaliGman]

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..." GoodFellas


"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, that is, depending on the breaks." Dr. Strangelove


"When some wild 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, backs the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall and looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues, well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old Jack Burton always does at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, The check is in the mail." Big Trouble in Little China


“Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia? “
“Tell him yes on one and no on two.”

And

“No matter where you go, there you are.” Both quotes from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension

I have a ton more, and several great lines from books--- :D

[Gollum]

"On a related subject.....I've been giving very serious thought....to eating your wife"
Hannibal

[Tank]

Sheriff: "What are you doing with a knife like that?"
Rambo: "Hunting"
Sheriff: "What do you hunt with a knife"
Rambo: "Name it"

:D

[The Deacon]

"300,000 pages of code. Or 60 minutes of triple-X rubber-and-leather bondage porno. Technology can be used for beauty, or debasement. And until you plug it in, you'll just never know." - Under Siege II

[DRod]

What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin

[TazKristi]

KaliGman has mine, but it's how I met my husband...

"No matter where you go, there you are." - The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai across the 8th Dimension

Taz

[Agent Starling]

"You talkin' to me?..." etc. from Taxi Driver

"I've got a bad feeling about this..." Star Wars I - VI, various characters

"Would you ever say to me...stop...if you loved me, you'd stop...?" GUESS! :eek: :D

Ex Special Agent Starling

[Chucula]

Do commercials count?

"What? OH yeah....I feel GREAT OOFFF"
-Nutrigrain ad

If not...hmmm...I will add if i think of one. :D

[Gollum]

"Would you ever say to me...stop...if you loved me, you'd stop...?" GUESS! :eek: :D

Ex Special Agent Starling

"Not in a million years"

[SonnyD]

7....6....2...millimeter....Full . Metal . Jacket "Leonard Lawrence" Full Metal Jacket.

and of course almost every line that Lee Ermey spoke in the movie.

and as KaliGman posted.....Joe Pesci's "How am I funny" line from Good Fellows

Regards Sonny

[Jimd]

"It's been a pleasure frequenting your establishment."
--Michael Douglas, in "Falling Down".

[flyer35]

Welcome to the worst nightmare of all... reality!
Hellraier/Hellseeker

[ASmitty]

"When some wild 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, backs the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall and looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues, well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old Jack Burton always does at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, The check is in the mail." Big Trouble in Little China

That one and this one,

"It's like Jack Burton always says at a time like this..."

"Who?"

"Jack Burton...ME. Ol Jack always says, what the ****."

[dete]

"It's hunting us.... one at a time...."

[potterma]

"Do or do not. There is no try!" Yoda :D

[Effigy]

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy" (Where Eagles Dare)

[DRod]

"It's been a pleasure frequenting your establishment."
--Michael Douglas, in "Falling Down".

GREAT movie.
Another great movie? Snatch. Tons of great lines.

Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? -Turkish

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. -Bullet Tooth Tony

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. -Bullet Tooth Tony

And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O", written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off! -Bullet Tooth Tony

It was a funny angle! -Tyrone

Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it. -Boris

And theres ever so more that I can't quite recall at the moment.